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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5435 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 237 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon bust a move like that.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who build giant statues of Steve riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness. Join now and let the insanity begin!