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Welcome to our mind-blowingMinecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.
Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!
Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!
So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!
Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.
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Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!
Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.
Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.
And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!
But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?
So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!
Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.
But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.
As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.
Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!
Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!
Welcome to our Twice threadMinecraft server, where the only thing better than building is dancing to K-pop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds filled with twice the fun and twice the chaos.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where every block was made of candy. They built a house out of gummy bears and lived happily ever after, surrounded by twice the sweetness.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party, where players can show off their best moves and compete in epic dance battles. Who will be crowned the dancing queen or king of the block? Only time will tell.
So come join us on our Twice threadserver, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game!
