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/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	56	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BlockyBoomerTips

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4640	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	229863	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Void Armor Forged:	29	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!