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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9363 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 7783 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
one time, this dude tried to build a house outta diamonds but ended up summonin’ a dragon instead. it was wild, man.
and guess what? we got Germany’s first African-born MP playin’ with us too! he’s standin’ down after some racist abuse, but don’t worry, we got his back.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, right?