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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3329 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
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