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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1828 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
