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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 644 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 956264 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one described above. We’ve got meth-addicted moms, drunk aunts and uncles, and cousins getting married just to stir up drama. And don’t forget about the grandma who can’t seem to understand basic human respect – she’s the real MVP of the server.
Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and more disowning than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs a soap opera when you’ve got our Minecraft server? So come on in and join the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe. It’s gonna be a wild ride!