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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3511 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.