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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2154 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?