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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3881 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4476 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.