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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 491 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.
join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!