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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4231 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
