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YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	3504
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Villages Defended:	17

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Enchantments Applied:	190	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Votes:	3965	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7947

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!