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Toothbrushing Ram Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal grooming, animal habits, animal teeth, automatic brushing, brushing teeth, dental health, dental hygiene, malfunctioning, Minecraft, odd habits, pet care, pet hygiene, pet teeth, quirky behavior, RAM, self grooming, self-care, smp, strange behavior, Toothbrushing, unusual behavior

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	706
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	264196	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll witness the craziest things happening, like your RAM brushing its own teeth! Our server is so advanced, even the computer parts have a mind of their own. Who needs players when your RAM can play for you, am I right? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where even inanimate objects come to life. Join now and see what other surprises await you!

CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	279	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	6

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

DollCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient, antique, charming, collectible, Doll, DollCraft, Elegant, FARTED, funny, German, Handmade, Minecraft, Musical, quirky, rare, Server, Stream, Toy, Traditional, Unique, vintage, Violin, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!

NashThreads Minecraft Server

Boring, Bryan Danielson, gay black man, ignored Nash threads, Manifested, meme dead, meme growth, Minecraft, Monitoring, NashThreads, planned, raped, samefag, samefagging, Server, viral, Waste of time

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9633
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

1980, Assassination, beatles, Creepercraft, crime, December 8, Fans, History, iconic musician, Impact, John Lennon, Legacy, Loss, Mark David Chapman, memorial, Minecraft, Music, new york city, pop culture, Remembrance, senseless act, Server, The Dakota, tragic event

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Farms Harvested:	568	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!

BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition

Acting, adaptation, BaeCraft, Body, body swap, challenge, Communication, cover story, Deception, disguise, Edition, Empathy, impersonation, job performance, Masquerade, pretending, relationships, role reversal, secret identity, Significant Other, Stealthy, Swap, Understanding, work

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swap bodies with your significant other and try to navigate their daily routine? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience a similar level of confusion and chaos as you try to “wing it” through a day in their virtual world!

Join our server and see if you can survive a day in the shoes (or blocky feet) of your partner. From mining for diamonds to battling creepers, you’ll have to think fast and adapt to your new surroundings. Can you make it through without getting called out for being an imposter? Only time will tell!

So come on, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive a day in someone else’s blocky body. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself in the process!

TipsyTeenHippocampus

addiction, Adolescent alcohol use, adolescent behavior, alcohol consumption, alcohol use, brain development, brain imaging, Cannabis use, cognitive function, emotional regulation, hippocampal structure, hippocampal volumes, longitudinal study, Memory, mental health, neurological effects, neuroscience, research, substance abuse, TipsyTeenHippocampus, young adulthood

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	129924	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!

And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!