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Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8702	Dragon Eggs Found:	6645
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	966
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mines Excavated:	2154
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Items Found:	4760

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

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The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4322	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	129	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	2926
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

Arrest warrant, arrested, Attorney, celebrity news, court case, criminal charges, DiddyCraft, entertainment industry, famous musician, Hip Hop, legal defense, legal issues, legal proceedings, legal representation, legal trouble, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music mogul, new york, police custody, rapper, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Votes:	3449
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars

coordinated campaign, Disinformation, election interference, EuroDisinfoWars, European Parliament elections, european politics, fake news, far-right parties, foreign influence, information warfare, internal documents, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, leaked documents, Misinformation, political manipulation, political propaganda, propaganda center, russian campaign, Russian meddling, social media platforms, Ukraine

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Enchantments Applied:	131	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2149	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crops Grown:	6477
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a secret russian propaganda center but for gamers? well, this server is like that but way more fun! we got crazy far-right parties in the European Parliament elections, and we even planted disinformation on social media to mess with Ukraine! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and nothing is off limits! come be a part of our twisted world and see where the madness takes you!