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CraftyF*ckery Server

annoying ads, CraftyFckery, Digital Marketing, internet forums, intrusive marketing, marketing tactics, online advertising, Online Community, online discussions., online promotion, promoted comments, promoted posts, Server, social media, Spam, sponsored content, thread disruption, thread hijacking, thread manipulation, thread placement, Threads, user engagement

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the chaos of exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a house out of rainbow blocks. Join now and see why our server is the talk of the Nether!

ManlyMinecraftMadness

comparison, cultural expectations, Femininity, flavor, gender, gender comparisons, gender differences, gender equality, Gender norms, gender perceptions, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ManlyMinecraftMadness, Masculinity, Men, societal norms, societal standards, Stereotypes, SWEET, Taste, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Votes:	1520
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	174334

join our epic minecraft server where the men are compared to the flavour of spicy jalapenos and the females are like sweet strawberries! why join? because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the blocks light up and dance to the beat of the music! so come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

MemCraft Memory Glue – Stick Forever

Brain, Cognitive, DISCOVER, glue, hippocampus, INFORMATION, Lifetime, long term, MEMCraft, Memories, Memory, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitter, Psychology, recall, research, scientists, Stick., study, synapse

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that your memories will stick with you for a lifetime? Well, guess what? The brain scientists have finally discovered the secret sauce, the magical glue that will make your Minecraft adventures unforgettable!

Join our server and prepare to be mind-blown by the epic quests, insane builds, and crazy events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the top of the tallest mountain on the server, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities! You could go back and relive your favorite Minecraft moments over and over again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most mind-bending, memory-making Minecraft server in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

404 Cat Eats Minecraft Server

as soon as, BIZARRE, cat, dark humor, disappearing thread, eaten, Eats, forum, funny, gets eaten, internet humor, internet phenomenon, meme, Minecraft, odd, online behavior, Online Community, online culture, quirky, Server, strange, thread 404, viral

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because on our server, as soon as this thread 404s, a magical cat appears and gets eaten by a giant flying pig! Yes, you heard that right. Witness the epic battle between the cat and the pig as you mine, build, and survive in a world filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists. Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

DanganCraft SMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Anime, art assets, articles, artists, Birthday edition, charts, DanganCraft, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, Experience, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, Manga, Media, Minecraft, modding tools, Music, Novels, official store pages, pastebin nuked, Resources, ship tags, shitposters, smp, spoiler-free guide, sprites, Ultimate, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have a knack for building elaborate roller coasters that will make your head spin (literally)?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese, and the only way to access it is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges set forth by a mischievous talking potato named Spud.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

allergic, church people, Conversion, DAUGHTER, dog, doorstep, Holycraft, intolerant, Minecraft, missionary, missionary boundaries, missionary encounter, missionary harassment, missionary intolerance, missionary visit, religious beliefs, Rude, Server, shoo away, shut the door, sick child, Sprinklers, Virus

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5023
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a missionary getting sprayed with sprinklers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your dog will want to join in on the fun (and yes, missionary-free)! Join now for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only virus you’ll catch is the addiction to playing on our server. Who needs sleep when you can be building your dream world with us? Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter – join today!

ParalyzedParentPanic

caregiving, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, elderly care, emotional burden, family conflict, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, Guilt, language barrier, Long Term Care, ParalyzedParentPanic, patriarchal society, Resentment, sibling dynamics, social media backlash, Tough Decisions, Ultimatum, unplanned pregnancy, valedictorian achievement

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8239	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Votes:	2340	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and ultimatums! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Witness the intense story of a 22-year-old Minecraft player who has to decide between supporting his paralyzed stepfather or cutting off his 62-year-old mother. Will he choose family or his own future? Find out on our server!

With siblings who are too busy with their own lives to help, it’s up to you to make the tough decisions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes chaos in this family saga?

Join now for a chance to be the valedictorian of our server and show off your Minecraft skills while navigating through this insane family drama. Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience yet!

CraftyChicksServer

#clues, Body language, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Decoding, emotional intelligence, hidden messages, Hints, intuition, Men, Miscommunication., misinterpretation, nonverbal cues, Perception, relationships, sensitivity, Signals, Subtleties, Understanding, unspoken, Women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of clueless guys not picking up on your hints? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and finally be surrounded by players who actually understand when you’re dropping hints like a pro.

Our server is like a magical land where every block you break reveals a hidden message from the women of the server. Whether it’s a subtle wink made out of diamond blocks or a secret love note spelled out in redstone, our players are masters at decoding the hints that most men would totally miss.

So if you’re ready to have your hints actually acknowledged and appreciated, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate who can read your mind before you even say a word!

Farmers vs Zombies Minecraft Server

Africa, Attack, Boko Haram, Conflict, current events, extremism, Farmers, gunmen, Insurgency, International, killings, militants, Minecraft, News, Nigeria, SECURITY, Server, suspected, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, zombies

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

are you tired of getting attacked by suspected boko haram gunmen in real life? well, come join our minecraft server where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual zombies instead! we promise no real life farmers will be harmed in the making of this server. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any potential attackers. join now and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

CraftyBlockz

CraftyBlockz, EU sanctions, far-right ministers, Foreign Minister, German, Israel

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	New Chunks Explored:	530932

lolz come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got german foreign ministers talkin bout sanctions against israel’s far-right ministers like whaaat?! u gotta see this drama unfold while u build ur epic castle and battle creepers like a boss. plus, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure full of enchanted diamonds and golden apples. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky world of ours. so come on, join the fun and let’s make some mischief together!