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SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3345	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	8053
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	3718	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Animals Bred:	150	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Villages Defended:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1738	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

black dick, Board, Conservatives, controversy, CraftyTrannyDate, DATING, debate, discussion, Diversity, forum, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Spam, Threads, trannies, Transgender, weird

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6119
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

anxiety, Boundaries, celebration, Confront, family, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGrief, Gratitude, infertility journey, infertility struggles, INTIMATE, ivf, miscarriage, personal boundaries, ptsd, rainbow baby, UNFAIR, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

British, ceremony, controversy, decision, diplomatic concerns, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic implications, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic tensions, envoy, exclusion, foreign affairs, historical events, international politics, invites, Israel, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nukecraft, Worried

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

#sustainability, action, ambitious action, chemical regulations, circular economy, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental policy, global plastic treaty, marine pollution, plastic chemicals, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution prevention, recycling, science-based recommendations, Sustainable development, Time, toxic chemicals, waste management

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	263

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	2243	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	2429
Dragon Eggs Found:	667	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.