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SmartyPantsCraft: Where intelligence meets blocky fun!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	5777
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	107
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where intelligence is the key to happiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with brain-bending challenges and mind-blowing puzzles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to unlock the full potential of the human mind. Who knows, you might just become the next super genius and solve all of the world’s problems while playing Minecraft.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were able to calculate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. They were so enlightened that they transcended into a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to level up your IQ and embark on a journey of epic proportions, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the secrets of the universe while building a giant pixelated castle.

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, cannabinoid, cannabinoid research, cbg, CBG benefits, clinical trial, cognitive function, double-blind study, Gaming, human trial, intoxication, memory enhancement, memory enhancement effects, memory recall, MemoryCraft, mental health, placebo-controlled study, stress reduction, stress relief, stressfree, whole plant cannabis, word recall

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6502
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	446097
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	77
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!

SeriesLoverMC SMP

action, binge watching, Characters, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episodes, FANTASY, favorite series, Mystery, Plot, reality tv, romance, Sci Fi, Seasons, series finale, SeriesLoverMC, smp, streaming, television, Thriller, tv shows

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Block Party: The Server You’ll Never Say NO To!

Adventure, beach days, BLOCK, books, Chocolate, coffee, desserts, family, Food, friendship, Fun, Happiness, Laughter, love, movies, Music, Nature, Party, Pets, Server, shopping, spa days, travel, Youll

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Animals Bred:	171
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to say “NO” to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So why say “NO” to all this craziness when you could be saying “HECK YEAH” instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server

cold war, Detainees, Diplomacy, Espionage, exchange, foreign affairs, Gershkovich, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Minecraft, political news, post-Soviet history, prisoner swap, prisoners, PrisonSwapCraft, russia, Server, united states, US, Whelan

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	113	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	4851
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.

Baby Boom Server

abortions, baby, birth control, boom, Childcare costs, economic support, Family Planning, Family Support, gender equality, healthcare costs, J.D. Vance, Kids, maternal health, No fault divorces, Paid maternity leave, parental leave, reproductive rights, Server, Social policies, wages, Women, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

lolz, so like, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta know dat we got da most lit community out there. like, we all about supportin’ dem mamas and helpin’ dem have dem babies if dey want. but we ain’t about blockin’ dem choices, nah nah. we all about makin’ dem mamas feel loved and supported while dey do what’s best for demselves. u wanna join a server dat’s all about liftin’ each other up and havin’ a good time, den dis is da place for u. plus, we got da best builds and da craziest adventures waitin’ for u. so come on over and join da fun!