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Peterson’s Pixel Playground: Where Nightmares Come to Life

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Jordan Peterson is the ultimate boss battle that you must defeat to claim the title of Minecraft Master! But beware, he is not your average enemy – he’s a terrifying force to be reckoned with.

Join our server if you dare to challenge Jordan Peterson and his army of lobsters. Rumor has it that he can debate you into submission with his intellectual prowess, leaving you questioning your very existence in the Minecraft world.

But fear not, for those who are brave enough to face him will be rewarded with endless diamonds, enchanted armor, and the respect of all the villagers. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for the battle of a lifetime on our server – if you’re not too scared, that is.

Programming everyday until Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	240
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of watching boring programming videos on YouTube? Do you want some real entertainment while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further than our absolutely insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where we program everyday until we find the lost treasure of the ancient redstone gods! Watch as our players battle it out in epic PvP matches using only command blocks and their wits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate redstone master?

So forget about boring programming videos and join us for a crazy adventure like no other. Who needs to graduate college or get a job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? See you on the server, you faggot!

CyberPaty Minecraft server

Active, BUILD, Chill, Community, CyberPaty, Discord, Donations, Economy, Equal, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Wipes, Private, PvE, PvP, Russian, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Semi-vanilla server, everyone is equal here! No one has um 1! everyone has um 0! Come in, you won’t be bored with us! Events are also held here! join discord: https://discord.gg/9ysZhFJx4n

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of having virtual sex with Indonesian women! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a magical unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

Anime, average height, Bee, beemee, BPD, committed relationship, cool aid, cuddles, cutie, diagnosed autism, Diagnosis, Loyal, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, schizophrenia, self improvement, slightly chubby, sloppy toppy, smp, Understanding, women’s issues

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Votes:	8567
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	1868

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Farms Harvested:	613
Players Killed by Monsters:	1870	Villages Defended:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4685	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky aliens invading your planet? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those extraterrestrial troubles behind.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.

So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Characters, community event, Competition, creative writing, dystopian, futuristic, games, HG, Hunger, Hunger Games, Minecraft, NeoTokyo, online gaming, pastebin, role playing, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, storytelling, Survival, virtual reality, web-based battle royale

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5302
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, cautionary tale, conspiracy theories, Crafty, dangerous ideology, Disinformation, extremist beliefs, fake news, global domination, Hate Speech, hidden agenda., historical document, illuminati, Jewish conspiracy, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political manipulation, Propaganda, Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, secret societies, Server, world domination, Zions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Slopdown Cancelled? Minecraft SMP – Me When Aewtrannies and Hogwheels Say

Aewtrannies, CANCELLED, controversy, correct the record, corrections, Drama, Entertainment, fan reactions, Fandom, Hogwheels, internet trolls, Minecraft, Misinformation, online arguments, pop culture, Rumors, Slopdown, smp, social media, television, wrestling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6099
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the aewtrannies and the hogwheels as they fight over the fate of Slopdown. Will it be cancelled? Will it be saved? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the hero of Slopdown and save the day! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever experience!

Join now for a chance to uncover the mystery of Arpeggio Fault, battle it out in the Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, and even participate in the “En-Nah” Assistant Program (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Help Kai, clean up some routine bounties, and when sandwiches come a knockin’, you better be ready for some epic sandwich battles.

And don’t forget about our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE, because who doesn’t love free stuff, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with craziness, excitement, and maybe even a few falling stars along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> The Black Man Marches On Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8574
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	1866

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server, where the black man marches on and the negro chads reign supreme. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best dance moves.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

– Our admin team consists of highly trained penguins who are experts in redstone engineering and building jaw-dropping structures. They may waddle around awkwardly, but don’t underestimate their skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience. The black man marches on, and the negro chads are waiting for you to join their ranks!