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Blocky Boobies: The Minecraft Server for Anime Fans and Memelords

“2000s”, animated series, Anime, blocky, boobies, Catgirl, character-driven, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, di gi charat, Fans, friendship, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Manga, Memelords, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nyo, Otaku, Parody, school life, Server, slice of life

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas, and even befriending a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a whole coop of these diamond-laying chickens!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’

attractiveness, Babes, beauty, Beers, blocky, Communication, Confidence, doubt, Honesty, hot, important, Insecurity, love, Marriage, partner, physical appearance, questions, Reassurance, relationships, self esteem, Spouse, Support, Trust, validation, Wife

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	202303	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Votes:	8499
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?

Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures: Where Minecraft meets memes and mayhem!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	2737	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring internet? Have you conquered every game and watched every movie out there? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant unlimited power and hilarity. But beware, the banana is guarded by a mischievous army of dancing creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s tallest and most majestic chicken tower? Climb to the top and bask in the glory of our feathered overlords as they squawk and strut their stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boredom forever!

AnimeTittyCraft: Where Russian Boys and Japanese Girls Unite for Epic Adventures!

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, AnimeTittyCraft, Boy, Boys, comedy, cultural exchange, Diversity, ecchi, ENJOYER, Epic, Fan Service, FANTASY, fetishization, Girls, harem, Japan, japanese, Otaku, perfect, romance, Russian, Stereotypes, tits, unite, WMAF

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you a fan of WMAF relationships in anime? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated love stories between a white block and an Asian block. Witness the drama unfold as they navigate through creepers, zombies, and skeletons to find true blocky love. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own WMAF block romance on our server! So come on over and join us for a love story like no other.

Blocky Booty Bounce House

1. desire, attraction, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, craving, deep connection, FANTASY, fulfillment, House, intense desire, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Passion, physical connection, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Sensuality, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, yearning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Farms Harvested:	110	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Mines Excavated:	3524	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a wild adventure like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who is rumored to drop a diamond-encrusted egg if you can defeat him in battle.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and the chance to fulfill your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to dance!

ancient traditions, arab, Crafty, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Dance, fanfic, Greek, History, Jews, judaism, magical adventures, Main character, Middle Eastern culture, Mythology, picrel, Religion, religious beliefs, religious texts, Resist, Son, storytelling, urge, wacky adventures, yhwh

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server where we have more drama than a Greek tragedy and more twists than an Arabian Nights tale!

Join us as we embark on magical adventures, just like YHWH’s son in that crazy fanfic. Who knows, you might even become the main character in your own wacky adventure with YHWH himself (now with an Arab name for extra spice)!

Don’t be like the Jews in the pic, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Crafty Dilemma: Buy Both Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4452
Star Shards Collected:	289	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks? We’ve got it! How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords? Yep, we’ve got that too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for golden potatoes. Need a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want a house made entirely of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? The llamas are waiting to show you the way!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The Minecraft Madness Show

adaptation, AMERICANS, BBC, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming, madness, Media, Minecraft, Pandemonium, pixelated, Race, RELENTLESS, scandal, sex, Show, television, tv show, video game, white women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	3076
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you witness such epic showdowns.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their dance moves. Get your groove on with a dancing creeper or break it down with a twerking skeleton – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, only to discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking chicken? Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you next!

CraftySisGroomers: A Minecraft Server for Sibling Shenanigans!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement waiting for you!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle evil mobs and claim your riches. But be warned, these mobs are no ordinary creatures – they have a taste for revenge and will stop at nothing to take you down!

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a special event called “Sister Showdown” where you can challenge other players to see who has the most skilled and powerful sister in the game. Will your sister reign supreme and become the ultimate champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose to your sister in the Sister Showdown, that might sting a bit).

Crafty Yuri’s Block Party

3 days, Anime, Another season, Aoi Hana, BLOCK, Bloom Into You, Citrus, Crafty, discussion, Girls Love, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Party, pride, romance, Sakura Trick, saves, Strawberry Panic, Thread, Whispered Words, YuRi, Yuri Kuma Arashi, Yuri on Ice, Yuris

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is about to be saved by Yuri in just 3 days! That’s right, Yuri is coming to rescue us from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and bring a whole new season of excitement and adventure!

Join us on this epic journey as we prepare for Yuri’s arrival by building giant statues in their honor and stocking up on snacks for the big celebration. Rumor has it that Yuri will bring with them a whole new realm filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds for everyone!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this historic event. Join our server now and get ready to witness the greatness of Yuri in action. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon!