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SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Emeralds Found:	5600	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

Adult, desire, DIRTY, Erotic, explicit, fucking, Hope, INTENSE, Like.., love, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Pleasure, Provocative, seduction, Sensual, Server, Steamy, too, whorca, WhorcaCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	65

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but vanilla! Join us for a wild ride filled with dirty fucking whorcas and all sorts of crazy shenanigans.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the dirty fucking whorca. These majestic creatures roam the land, causing chaos wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dirty fucking whorca as you explore the vast world we’ve created. And who knows, you might even befriend one and have it as your loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on a wild adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to encounter the dirty fucking whorcas at every turn.

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	260	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2062
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	652
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

care, death, Events, Existence, existentialism, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, nihilism, noteworthy, people, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Random, Reality, smp, Space, stimuli, Succession, Time

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6564
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	52
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

WeddingCraftDogNoShow

Allergies, atmosphere, compromise, dog, emotional attachment, emotional support animal, family, family dynamics, guest list, INTIMATE, no pets, outdoor venue, pet etiquette, sister-in-law, small event, venue policy, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingCraftDogNoShow, yappy dog

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “no dogs allowed” to a whole new level! Imagine a world where tiny, yappy Pomeranians roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for the wedding of the century, where the bride and groom are faced with the ultimate dilemma: to let the dog-loving sister-in-law bring her furry friend to the ceremony or risk a family feud. Will love conquer all, or will the Pomeranian reign supreme?

Experience the thrill of navigating a wedding venue with a strict no-pets policy, all while dodging allergic reactions and emotional support animal arguments. Can you survive the drama and still say “I do” without a doggy disaster?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the wildest wedding ever to grace the world of Minecraft. Who needs a bouquet toss when you have a Pomeranian parade?

SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol free, alcohol withdrawal, alcoholism, coping mechanisms, healthy living, lifestyle changes, long-term sobriety., mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, quit alcohol, Recovery, self improvement, smp, Sobriety, SobrietySquad, substance abuse treatment, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	55
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!

CreepyCreeperCraft

childhood anxiety, childhood experiences, childhood fears, childhood flashbacks, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood trauma, CreepyCreeperCraft, disturbing images, emotional distress, emotional scars, haunting memories, lasting trauma, long-lasting impact, mental health, psychological effects, psychological trauma, traumatic events, traumatic experiences, traumatic flashbacks

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	465
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Star Shards Collected:	135
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a pack of wolves start rapping about their love for bones.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just discover something that will traumatize you in the best way possible.

HouthiMissileMadness

Anti-Ship Missiles, Arming, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, group, Houthi, HouthiMissileMadness, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile technology, negotiations, russia, SECURITY, talks, weapons

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

so, liek, u kno wat wud be totally epic? joining dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u, it’s lit AF. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancin. it’s a whole party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out.

but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.

so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”