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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4497 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
But here’s the kicker, apparently, this server is actually built on top of a buried treasure that holds the key to unlocking a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who knows a guy who’s cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s neighbor’s dog’s groomer’s sister’s boyfriend’s dentist who’s been there and seen it with his own eyes.
So, like, if you’re looking for a wild adventure and want to uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe, you totally gotta join this secret Minecraft SMP server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird. Like, weirder than a llama wearing a top hat kind of weird. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
