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BillionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of Tony’s shenanigans and fake billion dollar valuations? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t mess around with made-up numbers and whisper campaigns! Our server is filled with actual adults who know how to work together and have a good time. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So say goodbye to the drama and join us for some real fun! Who needs fake valuations when you can have real friendships and endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build something amazing together, one block at a time!

BrainWaveHeadaches

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Animals Bred:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	959	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!

Name Change Shenanigans

abandonment, Apology, Argument, baby’s name, CHANGE, Cheating, family tradition, father in-law, Granddaughter, grandson, levelheaded, Marriage, mental health, miscarriage, Nickname, postpartum, reconciliation, relationship, Rift, Shenanigans, son’s name, tradition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget about your own problems.

Witness the epic saga of a wife and husband dealing with a meddling father-in-law who thinks the husband is going to cheat. Will they reconcile? Will the baby ever get his name back? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of changing a baby’s name in the midst of family turmoil. Will the in-laws ever forgive the husband for suggesting it? Will the baby grow up confused about his identity? Only on our server, where the stakes are higher than ever!

Join now for a wild ride of name changes, miscarriages, and family feuds that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!

PuppyPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things ridiculous and outrageous!

Join us if you want to see dogs with names like Sir Barksalot or Princess Piddlepants roaming around the server. Our community is filled with players who love to push the boundaries of creativity and silliness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Disco, where players can dance the night away with their furry friends to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dog doing the moonwalk!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushDetector

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the love-struck players out there!

Join our server if you want to uncover the unsaid giveaways that someone is into you. From building heart-shaped structures to leaving secret messages in the chat, our players are always finding creative ways to show their affection.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find a rare diamond block in the shape of a heart, your crush will instantly fall head over heels for you. And if you’re really lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden love potion that will make you irresistible to everyone on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience love in a whole new way…through the pixelated world of Minecraft!

ChinaCraft: Monster Ship Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have giant ships like the one china is anchoring in the south china sea, but ours are even BIGGER and BETTER. sail the high seas with your friends and battle sea monsters that make the kraken look like a goldfish. the philippine coast guard is even impressed by our epic ships, that’s how you know it’s legit. so hop on board and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional sea monster).

CraftyCommies

arms industry, arms race, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense industry, defense sector, defense spending, Geopolitics, global politics, INCREASE, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military technology, Report, russia, sanctions impact, weapons production, Western sanctions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we have more weapons than russia! we got diamond swords that shoot fireballs, creepers that explode glitter, and pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

our server is so lit, even putin would be jealous. we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant robots that protect our land, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon.

forget about western sanctions, on our server, we thrive on chaos and destruction. join us and become the ultimate weapon master in the minecraft world. because here, the only limit is your imagination.