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SolidStateCraft

#Automotive, 20-year lifespan, 600-mile range, 9-minute charging, eco-friendly, Electric Car, Electric Vehicle, energy storage, ev, fast charging, Future, green technology, high performance, innovation, lithium-ion, long-lasting, samsung, solid-state battery, SolidStateCraft, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

lol imagine driving a minecraft car for 600 miles without stopping to charge the battery. this server is like that, but with minecraft blocks instead of cars. our solid-state EV battery will last for 20 years in game time, so you can play for hours on end without worrying about running out of power. and get this, you can charge it in just 9 minutes! join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life.

TrashCraft: The Aftermath

aftermath, Behavior, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, community cleanliness, culture, Disrespect, environmental impact, Etiquette, food waste, Garbage, habits, littering, movie experience., movie theatre, moviegoers, public spaces, social responsibility, societal norms, sustainable practices, TrashCraft, waste management

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A UNICORN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHICKENS THAT CAN DO THE FLOSS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT MAKE YOU FLY LIKE A PIG WITH WINGS!

SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON BORING SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Kazoku

Economy, Minecraft Survival Minigames Plots Economy Custom mobs Boss fights Discord Multiplayer PVP Creative Redstone Mods Adventure Exploration Building Crafting Community Skyblock Roleplay, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5555	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	82	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Kazoku! is a Minecraft server that just opened in July 2024. So you’ll be on an equal playing field as everyone else as you begin your adventure with us!

Cozy active Discord, Minigames, Survival 1.20.4/1.21, Plots, Economy, custom mobs and boss fights,

New features being added every day.

kazoku.minecraft.best

CartMC

CartMC, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	129

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play.cartmc.xyz

DefinitelyNotDodgy Semi-Vanilla SMP! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft vibes!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, collaboration, Community, Custom modpacks, DefinitelyNotDodgy, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, VIBES, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Emeralds Found:	7074
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~
INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.
Times for Season 12	6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm EDT
Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total We also have a Pokemon channel :3
MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June;
DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.
Images of spawn from previous seasons:	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?
To apply, visit the provided Discord link and read through #waitlist-form. Then, open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
When is Season 12 starting?
Season 12 is set to start on the 2nd of August. Make sure to join the server to stay updated on any new information as the date approaches.
What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?
From North American servers to organized events and a friendly community, there are plenty of reasons to join the server. Check out the full list of benefits under the “Why should you join us?” section above.
Are there any mini seasons on the server?
Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons to bridge the main seasons. These mini seasons can last around a month and offer unique gameplay experiences.

CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

alternative sentencing, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, criminal behavior, criminal consequences, criminal deterrence, criminal justice, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, CriminalBreath, Deterrence, incarceration, jeet tank, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, prison reform, punishment, Rehabilitation, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	205843	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCraicMaster” “More like this? Minecraft SMP: BlockyBanterBoss

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	209	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Potions Brewed:	83
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

aita, boyfriend surgery, cousin surgery, Drama, Edition, extended family, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, keeping secrets, quiet couple, reserved couple, SurgeryCraft, toxic family

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	728
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1503	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.

With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!

ToothlessTales Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a dental nightmare come to life!

Join us for a wild ride where every tooth in your head will be on the edge of its seat. From epic battles with tooth fairies to dental floss lassos for PvP, this server will have you grinning from ear to ear (or what’s left of them).

So come sink your teeth into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring some extra toothpaste, because things are about to get cavity-inducingly intense!

BlockyBabes

BlockyBabes, Femininity, gender bias, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to a Minecraft server where men can experience life as a woman and discover all the things they might dislike about it! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the struggles of finding the perfect outfit, dealing with creepy DMs from random players, and constantly being asked to join a “girl gamer” group. But fear not, because on this server, you can also experience the joys of sisterhood, mastering the art of multitasking, and finally understanding the true power of the side-eye. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where men are women and the drama is real!