tongue my anus – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures
10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

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BlockyBadAdvice: BlameYourselfNotUs
Adviser, better judgment, Blame, BlameYourselfNotUs, BlockyBadAdvice, Choice, consequences, Decision making, feel worse, go wrong, ignore, intuition, mental health, Opinions, peer pressure, personal responsibility, regret, reject suggestions, SELF AWARENESS, self-blame, trust yourself
come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all suggestions that go against your better judgement! why listen to others when you can just do whatever you want and blame yourself later? it’s a great way to build character and learn from your mistakes, or just have a good laugh at how everything goes wrong!
we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like trying to build a house out of diamonds only to have it collapse on you because you didn’t listen to that little voice in your head saying “maybe don’t do that.” or maybe you’ll try to tame a wild wolf and end up getting mauled because you thought you knew better than the experts.
join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where you can laugh at yourself and others as we all make terrible decisions together. who needs common sense when you have our server to show you the way?
IP: 123.456.789.012

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DonkeyCraft: Russia’s FleetFAIL
Animals, Army, Crisis, Defense, depleted, donkey transportation, DonkeyCraft, Donkeys, FleetFAIL, LOGISTICS, Military, military logistics, Resupply, russia, russia military, Russias, Shortage, supply chain, Transportation, transportation crisis, troop resupply, Troops, Vehicle Fleet
LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DONKEYS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE RUSSIA’S ARMY! WE GOT DONKEY RACES, DONKEY ARMIES, DONKEY EVERYTHING! WHO NEEDS CARS WHEN YOU GOT DONKEYS, AMIRITE? PLUS, WE GOT SECRET UNDERGROUND DONKEY FIGHT CLUBS, SHHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! COME JOIN DA FUN AND RIDE A DONKEY INTO BATTLE, YEEHAW!

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BlockyBrains: Schoolyard Savants
age groups, associative learning, Behavioral Psychology, BlockyBrains, child development, cognitive development theories, cognitive development., cognitive skills, Early education, education, educational psychology, educational research, event consequences, learning abilities, learning patterns, learning processes, learning strategies, memory retention, primary school children, Psychology, research, savants, Schoolyard
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is off the chain, like seriously off the chain! We got primary school children running the show because they are straight-up geniuses when it comes to making connections between events and consequences.
Join us and witness the chaos as these little prodigies dominate the Minecraft world with their mad skills and strategic thinking. You’ll be amazed at how they outperform all other age groups and show us adults how it’s done.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Server IP: 123.456.789.10 (totally legit, trust us)

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AlienCraft Minecraft Server
alienation, AlienCraft, alliances, China, current events, delighted, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, former U.S. ambassador, Geopolitical, global politics, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Server, Tensions, trade war, transatlantic relationship, trump, united states, world affairs
so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, trump’s alienation of europe has china all pumped up and stuff, like they’re throwing a party or something. and this former u.s. ambassador is like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join!”
we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with awesomeness. like, we’ve got a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally insane, dude.
plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, and they’re all super friendly and helpful. like, if you’re stuck in a cave with no torches, someone will come and rescue you. it’s like, a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.
so, like, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends from all over the world, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creeper explosions, they’re a real buzzkill.

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ZelenskyNotReady4Peace
accusations, accusations of unpreparedness, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, government leaders, international relations, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace talks, political discourse, political tensions, president trump, presidential statements, Ukraine, united states, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyNotReady4Peace
so like, u know how president trump is always causin’ drama? well, on this server, u can be just like him! accuse other players of not bein’ ready for peace in the minecraft world! start fake wars and make alliances, just like a real politician! join now and show everyone who’s the boss in this crazy minecraft server! who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Nose Bounce Craft
adipose cells, bounce, bouncy ear, bouncy nose, cartilage cell, cartilage function, cartilage research, cell discovery, cell identification, Craft, ear tips, fat storage, fat vacuoles, fat-filled cell, nose, nose tips, pliability, pliable tissues, springy cartilage, springy noses, tissue elasticity, tissue flexibility, tissue structure
Come join our wacky Minecraft server where the noses are all springy and bouncy like a trampoline! Our fat-filled cells will keep you bouncing around like a kangaroo on a pogo stick. Explore our world and discover the secrets of the cartilage cell that generates fat vacuoles to make everything pliable and squishy. Who needs regular noses when you can have a springy one that can bounce you to new heights?
Join us at 123.456.789.0 and bounce your way to victory!

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“IndieCraft Empire” 1.21.3
1.21.3, Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, discussion, ducks, Empire, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, net fans, non-English, OC material, phantom edition, Shill, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, Viewers, Vip, VOD archival, youtube equivalent
Yo, bros, check it out! This server is like a VIP club for all the indie VTubers with 500 views or more! We ain’t about that mainstream shiz, we’re all about supporting the underdogs, you feel me? So if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, join us now!
Forget about those big corporate VTubers, we’re all about the independent ones who do their own thing without any big boss telling them what to do. Plus, we got all the links and guides you need to keep up with the latest VTuber news and content. It’s like a treasure trove of VTuber goodness!
And hey, we even celebrate VTuber birthdays, so you can show your favorite indie VTuber some love on their special day. It’s a party every day in this server, so come join the fun! Don’t miss out on the wackiness, bros!

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CultBustersMC
aol, Asshole, Ayurvedic treatments, brainwashed, Children’s program, covid, Cult, CultBustersMC, depression, family, meditation, mental hygiene, money hungry, parents, pseudoscience, Seva, spirituality, sri sri ravi shankar, Supernatural powers, Support
Are you tired of dealing with parents who are more obsessed with a pseudoscience cult than with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the madness!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being left alone with a fever or being forced to rely on sketchy Ayurvedic treatments. And forget about anti-COVID pills that are probably illegal – we’ve got diamond armor to keep you safe!
But that’s not all – we promise to grant you supernatural powers if you “train hard enough.” Want to read blindfolds, foretell the future, or see your previous lives? We’ve got you covered (no actual results guaranteed, though).
And don’t worry about being the weirdo at school with brainwashed parents – on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter how strange their family beliefs may be. Plus, we don’t have any giant photos of questionable spiritual leaders in our virtual homes.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to honor their parents’ beliefs when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in Minecraft? It’s time to escape the cult and embrace the blocky world of endless possibilities!

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CraftyTeenGirl – Minecraft SMP
advice, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, CraftyTeenGirl, dreams, empowerment, family, Friends, goals, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, resilience, School, Self Discovery, self esteem, self-care, smp, success, Support, Teen girl
OMG, like, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll be like, living in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you have to fight off a dragon just to get in! And, like, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to all the new players. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic, totally insane Minecraft SMP?! Just remember, always wear your diamond armor and watch out for creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers! #minecraftlife #crazysmp #llamalove 🦙💎🐲

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CraftyUkraineHope
Abandoned, aid organizations, Assistance, Charity, Conflict, CraftyUkraineHope, Crisis, Donate, eastern europe, fundraising, Government, Help, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Relief, solidarity, Support, support Ukraine, Ukraine, war-torn
Are you tired of feeling helpless while watching the news about Ukraine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can donate to Ukraine in the most epic way possible! Join us and help build virtual shelters for Ukrainian villagers, mine for rare resources to send to the frontlines, and even battle virtual Russian invaders with your pixelated sword! Who needs real-world donations when you can save Ukraine in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and be a hero in a whole new dimension!

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