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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7527 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1626 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!
Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!
