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Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	294
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	6647

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

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5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	6096	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Votes:	1891	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	3474
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	217
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

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