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H-hewwo Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, Confused, cute, funny, Greeting, hello, hewwo, Hhewwo, Kawaii, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, OwO, Server, silly, surprised, Tag

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ores Mined:	8017	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords! Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Derby” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie named Bob who has an unhealthy obsession with crafting tables.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.owo

Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

access control, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, Decision making, Drama, firearms, key, KeylessCraft, living arrangements, privacy, relationships, Respect, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, SECURITY, shared space, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4195
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Towns Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Farms Harvested:	284

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!