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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8751 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community of schizophrenic hipsters who only know Tom Cruise from Eyes Wide Shut! Join us if you’re tired of mainstream movies and pop culture, and just want to appreciate the last great American actor that everyone can enjoy, despite his craziness and Scientology shenanigans.
Our server is filled with insane builds and wild adventures, just like Tom Cruise’s career. So if you’re looking for a unique and quirky Minecraft experience, come join us and ask our members anything about their love for Tom Cruise and their disdain for mainstream entertainment. It’s a wild ride, just like a Tom Cruise action movie!
