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CraftyGiftsNoBiz

Boundaries, coworker jealousy, coworker relationships, CraftyGiftsNoBiz, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, lunchtime etiquette, office gossip, office politics, personal boundaries, privacy, professional relationships, social interactions, supervisor relationships, work friendships, work-life balance, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace dynamics, workplace hierarchy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Votes:	8989	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Potions Brewed:	147	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your office? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the jealousy and passive-aggressiveness of Jane, the supervisor who can’t handle her friend Tina having other friends. Watch out for Jane’s beacon that alerts her whenever you’re having a good time with Tina, because she just can’t stand to be left out. Will you be the one to stand up to Jane and reclaim your lunchtime conversations with Tina? Or will you join forces with Jane to keep Tina all to yourselves? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

quit being a people pleaser, quit being a perfectionist, quit being afraid to take risks, quit being closed-minded, quit being indecisive, quit being judgmental, quit being lazy, quit being pessimistic, quit being self-critical, quit comparing yourself to others, quit living in the past, quit making excuses, quit negative self-talk, quit overthinking, quit procrastination, quit seeking validation from others, quit self-doubt, quit smoking, quit toxic relationships, quit unhealthy eating habits, QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Potions Brewed:	148
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where you can procrastinate on all your real-life problems and focus on building epic structures instead!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the monotony of everyday life. We have a thriving community of players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive prank war or embarking on a quest to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your adulting woes behind! Who needs a job or a social life when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes?

CraftyCringeLand

awkward situations, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing fails, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing mistakes, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing regrets, embarrassing revelations, embarrassing situations., embarrassing slip-ups, embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, social faux pas

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Hezbollah Havoc: Beirut Boom & Israel Strike

airstrikes, Beirut, boom, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, strike, targeted strike, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and destruction that even Israel is getting involved! we got rockets flying everywhere and targeted strikes in Beirut, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem in minecraft! #minecraftwarzone #jointhefun #israelvshezbollah

Crafty COVID Chronicles

Chronicles, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Crafty, Failure, Healthcare, long covid, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, mRNA products, mRNA vaccines, pandemic, physician-confirmed, post-viral syndrome, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2, study, vaccine efficacy, viral infection

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	634962
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	5855	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Beacon SMP

all ages, BUILD, Chill, Community, Crafting, Currency, Economy, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, pixel art, Plugins, Shops, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to BeaconSMP! Come hang out on our chill all-ages server for all the cool crafters out there who just want a nice place to build something awesome, befriend a cat, buy/sell and become a millionaire, or just make some funny pixel art! BeaconSMP boasts:

-Semi-vanilla gameplay (with just a few quality of life plugins, and and auto chat mod)-Anti-greifing plugins that lets you claim as many chunks as you need to build your awesome stuff-Fun community and a place where everyone is welcome-No pay to win, we use gold as the main currency-Shops/economy setup!

So have some fun and hang out with us!

beaconsmp.com:25610

Avenian Network

Avenian Network, blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Items, Enchantments, Factions, gameplay, Land Claim, Machines, MCMMO, Minecraft, Paid ranks, Protections, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Votes:	1099	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Every paid rank can be earned for free by playing the server. Custom items, blocks, machines, enchantments, and gameplay. Land claim and protections as well as crossplay with other servers.

avn.gg

AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

+18, AlexandriaSMP, bedrock, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, Creative, creeper, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, hugs, immersive foliage, INGAME, java, Join, Land Claims, landscape, Mandatory, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, pvp tournaments, Server, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust System, VOICE, voice chat, Voting, world generation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Gawr Gura’s Sharky Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, Anime, Collectibles, Figure, Gaming, Gawr, Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, GGG, Guras, hololive, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, sharky, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	2542	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we explore the depths of Minecraft like never before. Our community is filled with the most ridiculous and fun-loving players you’ll ever meet, making every moment on our server an absolute blast.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube channel, where you can watch our fearless leader Gawr Gura take on all sorts of wild challenges in the world of Minecraft. And don’t forget to check out our TikTok for some seriously silly shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Who’s That Girl Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Anybody, community assistance, familiar face., familiar stranger, find the truth, forgotten face, girl, help needed, her.., Identification, lost connection, memory jog, Minecraft, missing person, mystery woman, recognise, remember, search for identity, smp, stranger, uncovering the past, unknown person, Whos

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ores Mined:	5292
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	867	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a clown convention, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Watch as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans that go down in our Discord server – it’s like a never-ending comedy show, I swear.

But the real reason you should join? We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. And if you can find it, it’s all yours. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!