ToiletTalesMC – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ToiletTalesMC Server
Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

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Sword Quest Minecraft Server
epic sword, epic weapon, fantasy sword, fantasy weapon, formidable weapon, giant sword, heavy, heavy weapon, iron weapon, large sword, Massive, massive blade, Minecraft, oversized weapon, powerful weapon, Quest, raw iron, Rough, Server, sword, Thick, unwieldy sword, unwieldy weapon
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a giant iron sword? Look no further, because our server is so massive, it makes the Ender Dragon look like a baby chicken! Our iron sword is so big, you can use it to mine diamonds in one swing and slay creepers with just a flick of your wrist.
Join our server and become a legendary warrior, wielding the biggest, baddest sword in all of Minecraft history. But be warned, this sword is so heavy, you might need a team of villagers to help you carry it around. And don’t even think about trying to craft a diamond sword after using this behemoth – it’ll feel like you’re swinging a toothpick!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of wielding a heap of raw iron that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs enchanted weapons when you have a sword so massive, it could crush a whole village in one swing? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

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Goon Captions Requests Minecraft SMP
caption assistance, caption creation, caption generator, caption help, caption ideas, caption inspiration, caption making, caption prompts, caption requests, caption suggestions, caption support, captions, creative captions, goon, guys, love, make more, Minecraft, Requests, smp, social media captions
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that he can lay golden eggs and shoot laser beams from his eyes. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity works in mysterious ways and pigs can fly (literally)? Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy Minecraft SMP!

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MommaCraft Minecraft Server
Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dealing with loss, emotional triggers, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Grief, Loss, memory preservation, Minecraft, MommaCraft, parental favoritism, parental relationships, personal space, remarriage, respecting wishes, Scrapbooking, Server, sibling relationships, step-parenting, stepmother
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family heirlooms and boundaries? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and tears, just like this story of a girl (16f) who fights to protect her mom’s memory and her precious scrapbook from her dad’s new wife. Will she be able to keep the legacy alive or will she be labeled as the ultimate AITA? Join now to find out and experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form!

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DaddyIssuesCraft
Boundaries, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Daddy Issues, DaddyIssuesCraft, emotional intelligence, emotional reactions, Empathy, family dynamics, forgetting things, friend drama, FRIENDSHIPS, peer relationships, personal attacks, perspective, school life, school project, SELF AWARENESS, social interactions, spoiled brat, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where forgetting your project won’t lead to tears and arguments with friends! Join us for a world where you can explore, build, and have fun without worrying about stepping on anyone’s toes. Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will instantly transport you to school to retrieve any forgotten items – no need to involve your dad or deal with any spoiled brat accusations! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you want to start a virtual argument over who has the best pixel art creations!

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ComplimentKing Minecraft SMP
appreciation, ComplimentKing, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, fulfillment, Happiness, Minecraft, personal growth, positive feedback, positivity, praise, receiving compliments, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, smp, Support, validation
Join our Minecraft SMP and receive compliments on your ability to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen! Show off your skills in building gravity-defying structures made entirely out of diamond blocks! Impress your fellow players with your impeccable fashion sense by wearing nothing but a suit made of enchanted golden apples! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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GrieferGossip
BETRAYAL, Communication, confidentiality, discretion, friendship, friendship advice, friendship boundaries, friendship challenges, Friendship Dynamics, friendship issues, friendship loyalty, friendship problems, Friendship struggles, friendship support, gossip, GrieferGossip, Honesty, loyalty, relationships, Secrets, Trust
Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your secrets getting out again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained secret-keeping llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to spill the beans. These llamas have taken an oath of secrecy and will guard your secrets with their lives (and their spit). Plus, if anyone does manage to uncover your secrets, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide out until the drama blows over. So come join us and keep your secrets safe – unless you want the llamas to spill the tea!

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HamasCraft Minecraft Server
American, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasCraft, hostage release, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Negotiate, Négotiation, peace talks, political negotiations, Server, Terrorism, US, US government
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join, bro. First off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers and zombies trying to kill you.
Oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. They build crazy cool traps and puzzles that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss it.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can ride on marshmallow horses and fight evil gummy bears with your enchanted lollipop sword. It’s like Willy Wonka meets Lord of the Rings, but in Minecraft.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always listen to the llamas. They know what’s up.

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BlockyPoliticians
Accountability, BlockyPoliticians, Canada, Canadian, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Ethics, Government, Integrity, leadership, loyalty, national security, opposition, parliamentarians, Politics, prime minister, scandal, SILENT, treasonous, trudeau
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, trudeau is, like, totally silent on some crazy stuff happenin’ with canadian parliamentarians, but, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and have the time of your life, man!
we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.
so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!

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Space Crafted Fun
#sustainability, artificial gravity, Cosmic Journey, crafted, Earth, Earth’s destiny, Earth’s Future, Fun, Future, generation spaceship, generations, human evolution, interstellar travel, long term space travel, science fiction, Space, space colonization, space exploration, space habitat, space mission, Space Travel, spaceship design, sustainable living
yo, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a freakin’ generation spaceship? well, now u can on this wacky server! imagine mining for diamonds while floatin’ through space, dodgin’ asteroids and creepers at the same time.
we got a crazy story behind this server, apparently, earth is actually a generation spaceship and we’re all just playin’ minecraft on it while we travel through the cosmos. who knew, right?
join us for some out-of-this-world adventures, build your own spaceship base, and maybe even encounter some alien mobs along the way. so what are u waitin’ for? hop on board and let’s explore the universe together! 🚀🌌👽

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Pixel Politician’s Postal Service
Communication, data analysis, gender, high-income areas, letter delivery, lost letters, mail delivery, mail retrieval, meta analysis, PIXEL, political affiliation, politician, politicians, Postal, postal service, postal system, Recipient, research study, returned letters, Sender, service, social experiment, socioeconomic status
So, like, u ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the letters u send actually get lost in high-income areas? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what happens on this server! But wait, there’s more! If u happen to be a politician, ur letters are even LESS likely to be returned! It’s like a game within a game, man. And get this, gender doesn’t even matter in this crazy world of lost letters! So come join us on this wacky server where u never know if ur message will actually make it to its destination. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

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