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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3898 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5794 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 124 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 126 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!