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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4416 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 126 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9048 |
🏥 Need an expensive machine for your Minecraft hospital? We got you covered! Just ask Carly, she’ll hook you up with a discount and maybe even forget to ask for it back. We’re like the Robin Hood of Minecraft servers, stealing from the rich (us) and giving to the poor (you).
⏳ But wait, there’s drama! Our founder (56M) has a ticking time bomb illness and is putting together his Minecraft will. His ex-wife and son are total gold diggers, only caring about money. So he’s decided to leave the company to Carly instead of his son. Sorry not sorry, sonny boy!
💰 Don’t worry, his son will still inherit a ton of assets and money. But let’s be real, Carly is the real MVP here. She’s the hero we need in this crazy Minecraft world. So come join our server and witness the epic saga of Minecraft drama and charity work! #TeamCarly 🚀