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Blocky Banter: Morning Madness
babygirly, banter, blocky, brown poo, Capital city, city, fuck it out, good morning, goodmorning, hello, madness, morning, name.., number, pooper, poopy lane, REDEEM, sirs, submarine, thank you, toiletpaper, Train, Trapped, Writer
Welcome to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Join us for a wild ride filled with trains, trapped submarines, and even a day dedicated to pooping! Who wouldn’t want to explore Old Brown Poo and venture down Poopy Lane?
But wait, there’s more! Become a Toiletpaper Writer and earn your place in the prestigious ranks of this server. Thank us later, babygirly.
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the Capital City Number, you’ll unlock secrets beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s “fuck it out” together. Sirs, prepare for the madness!

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New Server IP
FigurineFortress Minecraft Server
Boundaries, Christmas visit, Collectibles, collectors, discipline, Disney infinity, display case, family visit, Figures, FigurineFortress, Gamers, Gaming, gaming room, glass case, locking up, Minecraft, nephew, parenting, respecting belongings, Server, sibling conflict, skylanders, Toys
Are you tired of pesky family members ruining your precious Minecraft figures collection? Look no further! Join our server where you can safely display your virtual treasures in a locked glass case, away from the reach of mischievous nephews named Tommy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your family drama. Explore hidden dungeons, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic virtual empire you’ve ever seen!
And for a limited time only, join now and receive a free virtual Violet from “The Incredibles” figure to replace the one that Tommy broke. Don’t let your family drama get you down, join our server and game on in peace!

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New Server IP
SecretSantaGoneWild
budget limit, cost of living, excessive spending, gift giving, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday tradition, Luxury gifts, office culture, office dynamics, office gift exchange, office morale, office politics, peer pressure, Secret Santa, SecretSantaGoneWild, social expectations, team bonding, Team Building, work relationships, workplace dynamics
Are you tired of boring old Secret Santa exchanges with a $20 limit? Join our Minecraft server where we have a luxury gift-themed Secret Santa with a $150 budget!
Last year, things got crazy with people giving out designer handbags and extravagant gifts. One player even received a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! And don’t worry, if you’re not sure what to get, just grab something random like a block of dirt or a stack of cobblestone – it’s all about the fun, right?
But beware, if you opt out like our friend here, you might be labeled as a buzzkill and accused of killing the holiday spirit. So come join us for some over-the-top gift-giving and outrageous reactions – it’s a holiday tradition like no other!

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New Server IP
HealthBoosted Minecraft SMP
active lifestyle, balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, gratitude practice, HealthBoosted, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, holistic wellness, hydration, improved health, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Physical fitness, positive relationships, preventive care, regular check-ups, self-care, sleep hygiene, smp, Stress Management
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical health potion for your soul! Like, seriously, I joined and suddenly my skin cleared up, my hair started growing faster, and I can now bench press a diamond block! It’s like the server is powered by unicorn farts and rainbows, I swear!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken and shoot lasers out of your eyes. I know, it sounds crazy, but I saw it happen to my friend Steve. He’s now the most powerful being in the server, all thanks to joining this magical place.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft god with powers beyond your wildest dreams! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you on this epic journey to health and happiness. Let’s goooooo!

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New Server IP
LonelyCraft: Addictively Solo
addiction, Addictively, Alone Time, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self-care, solitude, Solo
Are you tired of mining all by your lonesome in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the clutches of loneliness! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again, because we have a whole community of players ready to dig, build, and battle creepers alongside you.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams – diamonds, emeralds, enchanted gear, you name it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a long-lost miner who wanders the mineshafts at night, searching for someone to play with. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the haunted mines and put the ghost to rest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in terror (mostly from the creepers, let’s be real). See you in the game, adventurer!

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New Server IP
UGVFPV Minecraft Server
Attack, autonomous vehicles, combat drones, Conflict, Defense, FPV Drones, military drones, military innovation, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, modern warfare, precision strikes, remote operation, Russian positions, Server, Surveillance, UGVFPV, UGVs, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE ATTACK WITH ONLY CHICKENS AND FLYING PIGS, DESTROYING ALL THE NOOBS IN OUR PATH! WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON CALLED THE UNICORN CANNON THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS AND SPARKLES! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BECOME A LEGENDARY WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! #CHICKENPOWER #UNICORNEXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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New Server IP
RylskCraft: Missile Mayhem in Kyiv
airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, MAYHEM, Military Action, Missile, missile attack, News, political tension, russia, Rylsk town, RylskCraft, Tragedy, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian strike, violence, War, world affairs
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging missiles like a pro? well, look no further cuz our server is the bomb! literally, we have missile attacks happening all the time, just like in real life! u never know when u might get blown up while building ur epic castle or mining for diamonds. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos of war-torn russia! who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem instead? come join us and see if u have what it takes to be the last one standing in our crazy world of minecraft madness!

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New Server IP
Space Oddity Craft
Astronomy, atomic structure, complexity, Cosmic, Craft, Curiosity, galaxies, human body, interconnectedness, macroscopic, microscopic, Molecular biology, ODDITY, perspective, PHYSICS., Planets, scale, Science, Space, space exploration, Stars, Universe, Wonder
Yo, u ever think bout how space is like, HUGE man? But like, have u ever thought bout how tiny all them lil atoms and molecules are in ur own bod? Crazy stuff, right?
Well, on this server, we take u on a wild ride through both the vastness of space AND the teeny tiny world inside u! U can build ur own spaceship and explore galaxies, or shrink down to the size of an ant and battle it out in a giant petri dish!
But wait, there’s more! We got flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms! Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where llamas DJ and zombies breakdance!
So come join us on this wacky adventure, where u never know what’s gonna happen next! Trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server!

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New Server IP
BlockBuilders Inc. – Stem Cell Saga
biomedical advancements, BlockBuilders, bodily structures, Cedars-Sinai, Cell, cell therapy, delivery instructions, grow, Healthcare, identified, innovation, Investigators, Medical, new way, regenerative medicine, research, Saga, scientific discovery, Specific, STEM, stem cells, Technology, tissue engineering, UCSF
so like, imagine if stem cells were like little minions that you could control to build whatever you want in minecraft! on our server, we have cracked the code to make these stem cells build epic structures like giant castles, roller coasters, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower!
join our server and become the master of the stem cells, commanding them to create the most mind-blowing creations you can imagine. who needs redstone contraptions when you have a literal army of tiny builders at your disposal?
plus, rumor has it that if you build a structure so epic that it reaches the clouds, a magical portal will open up and take you to a secret land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. sounds crazy, right? but hey, anything is possible on our server!
so come on, join us and let your imagination run wild with the power of stem cells in minecraft! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

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New Server IP
MinedHype
Builds, Community, Discord, Events, Minecraft, MinedHype, Protection, rules, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla
Server IP play.minedhype.com
Website https://minedhype.com
Welcome to MinedHype SMP!
Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) founded 5 years ago by the same owner. The server was originally created in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,500+ unique players that have connected. Join the server and become a part of our community!
Features:
- Mostly vanilla Minecraft experience
- Grief protection with claims
- No whitelist
- No pay-2-win/p2w
- No economy/money plugin
- Bedrock & Java Cross-Play
- Web based online server map – https://map.minedhype.com/
- Chat reports are disabled
- Long-term Overworld & Nether that will never reset/wiped
- No set world border or spawn, players are spawned randomly within first 40k blocks
- Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home
- Free server events with awesome prizes
- Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed!
- CoreProtect is used to help protect the server
- Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there
- Visit https://minedhype.com/minecraft/ for the complete list of server rules and information
Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565)) Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft Map: https://map.minedhype.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds
FAQ
Q: Can I join the server using both Bedrock and Java editions of Minecraft?
A: Yes, MinedHype SMP offers Bedrock & Java Cross-Play, so players using either edition can connect to the server.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?
A: Yes, please visit https://minedhype.com/minecraft/ for the complete list of server rules and information.
Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?
A: The server provides grief protection with claims. Make sure to claim your land to prevent unauthorized modifications.
Q: Is there a world border or a specific spawn point on the server?
A: There is no set world border or spawn point. Players are spawned randomly within the first 40k blocks. You can use /rtp to teleport randomly within the range of 50k blocks from the center spawn point.
Q: Can I participate in server events to win prizes?
A: Yes, the server hosts free events with awesome prizes for players to enjoy.
Q: How can I set up a shop in the public shopping district?
A: Anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Type /tpshop to teleport there and set up your shop.
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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com

Welcome to MinedHype SMP!

Features:

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server using both Bedrock and Java editions of Minecraft?

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

Q: Is there a world border or a specific spawn point on the server?

Q: Can I participate in server events to win prizes?

Q: How can I set up a shop in the public shopping district?