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Blocky Banter: Morning Madness

babygirly, banter, blocky, brown poo, Capital city, city, fuck it out, good morning, goodmorning, hello, madness, morning, name.., number, pooper, poopy lane, REDEEM, sirs, submarine, thank you, toiletpaper, Train, Trapped, Writer

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Emeralds Found:	7300
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6039
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magic Items Found:	5517	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride filled with trains, trapped submarines, and even a day dedicated to pooping! Who wouldn’t want to explore Old Brown Poo and venture down Poopy Lane?

But wait, there’s more! Become a Toiletpaper Writer and earn your place in the prestigious ranks of this server. Thank us later, babygirly.

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the Capital City Number, you’ll unlock secrets beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s “fuck it out” together. Sirs, prepare for the madness!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Chasca, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls, LYNEY, Maps, Minecraft, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chasca’s fire arrows? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be in the blocky world!

Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can summon rare mobs and fight them for epic loot until December 16th! And don’t forget about our current character banner featuring Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – they’re ready to party with you in the pixelated realm.

But wait, there’s more! Our daily check-in rewards are so good, you’ll be logging in every day just to claim them. And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you richer than a diamond block.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy!

Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

CATALOG, Competition, console gaming, console rivalry, consolewar, deranged, dumbest things, edrone, edrones, exaggeration, fake ratings., false information, fanboys, forum posts, Gaming Community, LAUGH, lying.., metrics, Minecraft, online debates., smp, Video Game (Industry), winning

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

Sister’s Bullying Me Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, Emotional Abuse, family counseling, Family issues, Minecraft, self defense, Server, sibling aggression, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics, sibling mediation, sibling rivalry, sibling support, sibling violence, sister, sisters, toxic relationships

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	4893
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of getting bullied by your sister for not doing her ridiculous tasks in real life? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your anger by building a virtual world where you can beat up your sister (in-game, of course) without any consequences!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will help you forget all about your annoying sister. Build epic structures, fight off mobs, and make new friends who won’t bully you like she does. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the virtual world!

CopaLib’s Banheirao Adventures – Minecraft SMP

146028990, Adventures, Banheirao, banheirao edition, com.ar, copalib, CopaLibs, Minecraft, previous, promiedos, Schedule, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have epic dance parties in the Nether!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through the End dimension, only to have it crash into a dragon mid-flight! True story.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle, and every full moon we hold a massive fireworks show that can be seen from space (if Minecraft had a space dimension, that is).

So come join us and embrace the madness! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

boys restroom, Choku, Crafty, Daily Choku, daily manga series, date invitation, friendless, Funny Comedy, high school, Manga, Minecraft, Mizuhashi Nao, Nico Tanigawa, nosebleeds, quirky, romance, Serika, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, toilet games, turning world upside down, unconventional relationship, Watamote

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	96
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DumpsterFire Minecraft SMP

altcoins, blockchain technology, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, cryptocurrency, digital assets, DumpsterFire, financial news, investment strategies, LINK dumps, long tail tags, market analysis, market manipulation, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price fluctuations, risk management, smp, Trading, trading signals

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9229
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Divine Spears Created:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3679	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.

4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Farms Harvested:	779	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRJ1.SKYBARS.ME

Crafty Carly’s Dating Minecraft Server

Carly Rae Jepsen, CARLYS, celebrity crush, celebrity dating, celebrity romance, Charm, charming personality, Confidence, Crafty, DATING, dream date, famous crush, infatuation, long shot chance, love interest, Minecraft, music artist, Pop Star, potential relationship, potential romance, realistic chance, romantic pursuit, Server, Singer/Songwriter

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Are you tired of your boring love life in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have a realistic chance of dating Carly Rae Jepsen! That’s right, forget Tinder or Bumble, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to win her heart.

Imagine taking Carly on a romantic horseback ride through the pixelated sunset, or building a castle together out of blocks of love. Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pop star in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting your way to Carly’s heart. Who knows, maybe she’ll even write a love song about you!

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

+Lasseter, Accountability, allegations, animation, career, career destruction, consequences, controversy, corporate culture, destroy, Disney, Entertainment, Harassment, Hollywood, industry scandal, investigation, John, John Lasseter, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, pixar, resignation, smp, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

abandoned buildings, Asylum, chilling encounters, creepy experiences, eerie locations, former mental hospitals, ghost hunting, ghost stories, Haunted, haunted asylums, haunted buildings, haunted exploration, haunted history, haunted places, iyc, mental health institutions, Minecraft, paranormal activity, paranormal investigations, Server, spooky places, supernatural encounters, urban-exploration

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4466	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!