ToiletHumor Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/400	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2446	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Star Shards Collected:	154
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Animals Bred:	144	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	82
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4315
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	5394	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6939	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	9982	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	4870	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3772	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

HighSchooLolzCraft

crazy adventures, Friends, high school, HighSchooLolzCraft, Memories, Mischief, Nostalgia, school antics, School days, school memories, school shenanigans, teenage drama, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, teenage years, unforgettable, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, wild story, wild times, youthful indiscretions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mines Excavated:	1376	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Items Found:	8359	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!