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Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

awkwardness, blocks, communication difficulties, confusion, emotional intelligence, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, ODDITY, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Social Interaction, Social Skills, strange person, StrangeCraft, Understanding, UNIQUENESS, unite, weirdos, world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

anger, annoyance, banter, Blockhead, communication breakdown, Conflict, confrontational, confusion, disagreement, Frustration, Irritation, Issues, misunderstanding, perplexed, puzzled, Tension, whats their problem

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Towns Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

Bother, continue, decision, Effort, Explore, follow, Further, Interest, invest, mediocre, Mineville, next, not into, okay, pass, reason, series, Skip, Super, Time, watch, worth it

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

animal husbandry, Animals, biblical prophecy, BROWN, cattle, color, contradiction, CowabungaCraft, Cows, divine intervention, Endless, Farming, Fun, HERD, kikes prophecy, Livestock, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, zero red cows

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	9928	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

appstore, blocks, Clear All Cathy, countdown, Current Extractions, Edgar Family Butler Ishmael, Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu, Ego, Endless, FAQs, General guide, google play, Heathcliff, LCG, Library of Ruina, limbus company, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, memes, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Lake, Mirror of the Wuthering, MirrorClock OrangeRoad, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 3, season 4, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
New Chunks Explored:	513141	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

action, agent, assassins creed, CraftySpyCraft, CREEPERS, deus ex, Espionage, Hitman, Infiltration, intelligence, james bond, metal gear solid, Missions, real, sniper elite, SPIES, Splinter Cell, spy games, stealth, strategy, Surveillance, Thriller, tom clancys, undercover

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7169	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	1278	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

Chinese, CraftyCreeperz, Evil, Fags, freedom, hate, INTERESTING, lols, look, Meet, MODERN, Newsom, notorious, pattern, patterns, political figures, politicians, Rarity, right wing, Schwarzenegger, White

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Love Letters Sent:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

BLOCK, Consciousness, Craft, Crisis, existentialism, Identity, inner workings, introspection, mind-body connection, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-awareness journey, Self-examination, self-exploration, self-identity, self-observation, self-perception, self-realization, sense of self

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179

Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

Black Box Testing, Bug Tracking, Crafty, Defect Management, Exploratory Testing, Load Testing, lolz, McTestys, Performance Testing, Quality Assurance, Regression Testing, Server, software testing, Stress Testing, Test Automation, Test Cases, Test Execution, Test Plan, Test Report, Test Strategy, Testing, User Acceptance Testing, White Box Testing

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mines Excavated:	4388
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3213
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.