toilet time insights – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Effortless Block Breakers Guild

bathroom struggles, BLOCK, breakers, casual bathroom talk, constipation issues, diarrhea, Digestive health, easy bowel movement tips, Effortless, effortless bowel movement, frequent bowel movements, guild, healthy digestion, healthy poop, natural bowel movements, personal bathroom experiences, poop questions, quick bathroom habits, smooth bowel experience, smooth digestion, straining to poop, toilet time insights, understanding diarrhea, unpleasant bowel movements

Join Now: The Server That Will Make You Question Your Existence!

Welcome to the greatest server you never knew you were missing! Picture this: a realm where the blocks are sentient, and they whisper secrets of the universe. Our server is the spillage of glorious cosmic diarrhea, flowing freely into the void of pixelated dreams! Don’t believe me? That’s exactly what they want you to think! Join us, or else face the undeniable truth that you’re not truly alive!

Feature	Description
Teleportation Pigeons	Every hour, spawn pigeons that will teleport you to your deepest fears. It’s a travel option and a therapy session!
Infinite Shit Blocks	Experience tears of joy as you mine blocks that reincarnate into golden poop whenever you break them! Feel the gravity of existence.
Gravity-Defying Creepers	Creepers now float majestically and will serenade you before exploding! It makes total sense! (or does it?)
Endless NLIGHTMANZ!	Log in at midnight to witness the NLIGHTMANZ, flying by and chanting incomprehensible mantras. Remember: socks are optional.

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do you run?A: Version 42, because reality is a flat circle and time is just a suggestion! Why be constrained by numbers?

Q: How do I join?A: Locate a forgotten mirror in an abandoned realm, whisper sweet nothings to your reflection, and then give a thumbs up to the universe to signal your intentions. It’s easy! Or not… did you even take that thumb off?

Q: Are there rules?A: Rules? Who decides what’s real and what isn’t? The only rule is no rules, except for the ones that emerge from the darkness. Beware the kittens, they know too much!

Random Reviews

“I dont get how people have to like force and strain to shit…”

“Doesn’t it just slide out on its own?”

“Mine always does, wtf…”

“These niggas eating where it takes them 20 minutes…”

Join this paradoxical slice of madness! Reality crumbles, and so will you, unless you choose to be part of the insanity!

Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

180Craft, biggest life change, complete turnaround, dramatic transformation, drastic change, flips, fresh start, Life, life altering event, life transition, life-changing experience., major shift, new beginning, overcoming obstacles, paradigm shift., personal development, personal growth, PIXEL, Positive Change, radical transformation, sudden change, transformation, Tricks, turning point, unexpected change

Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

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MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

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Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

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Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

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CryCraftSwedeSass

Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

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