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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5315 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
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