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The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

Pirate Cove Minecraft Server

adult content, Censorship, controversy, Cove, Digital Media, distribution, Erotica, explicit content, gender bias, Industry, Licensing, licensing rights, Literature, market demand, Men, Minecraft, niche market, Pirate, porn novels, Publishing, Server, seven seas, Sol Press, Women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9779	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	6849
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Ahoy, mateys! Welcome to a Minecraft server where the Seven Seas are filled with licensing deals for porn novels…for women only! That’s right, we’ve got steamy romance novels and spicy erotica just waiting for you to explore.

But wait, there’s more! While other servers may have neglected the menfolk in their porn novel licensing endeavors, we have a tragic tale to tell. The once mighty Sol Press, purveyor of smut for the male gaze, has sadly met its demise. But fear not, for our server is here to pick up the mantle and provide all genders with the literary filth they desire.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you sail the Seven Seas, indulge in some steamy reading material, and witness the epic saga of Sol Press’s downfall? It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out. Join us today and embark on a journey of lust, laughter, and Minecraft madness!

It’s Up Minecraft Server

Acoustic, Acoustic Cover, Acoustic Guitar, amazing vocals, cover song, Entertainment, guitar, Live Music, live performance, Minecraft, Music, music video, musician, popular song, Server, Singer, talented artist, talented musician, talented performer, talented singer, viral video, youtube video

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	138	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village where the villagers throw epic raves every night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy poop. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool changes color with every rainbow it sees.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

SickCraft Minecraft Server

critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, infectious diseases, life saving, life support, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical innovations, medical intervention, medical technology, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, modern medicine, mortality, public health, Server, sickcraft, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of being a mere mortal at the mercy of modern medicine? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing that can take you out is a creeper explosion or a fall from a high cliff! Say goodbye to pesky doctors and hello to a life of respawning and endless adventures. Who needs modern medicine when you have diamond armor and enchanted weapons to protect you? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world!

SocialBatteryDrain

awkward silences, constant interruptions, crowded spaces, energy vampires, excessive noise, fake people, feeling judged, forced interactions, group activities, lack of personal space, long conversations, Negativity, overstimulation, repetitive conversations, small talk, social anxiety, social events, social expectations, social obligations, SocialBatteryDrain

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	284
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	1697

Are you tired of dealing with villagers who never shut up about their boring lives? Do you find yourself avoiding eye contact with creepers because they always blow up your stuff? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your social battery draining problems!

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether you should build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Our community is so chill, even the Ender Dragon takes yoga classes to relax.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, hidden treasure chests that only the bravest adventurers can find, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will accompany you on all your quests.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying NPCs when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Come join us and let the fun begin!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, destroyer, Diplomatic, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval vessel, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SushiCraft, Tension, territorial waters, Warnings

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	518983	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, liek, imagine u join this epic minecraft server where u can sail ur own japan destroyer ship into china’s territorial waters without gettin in trouble. u can ignore all the warnings and just do ur own thing, cuz why not? it’s a lawless land where u can do whatever u want, even if it means startin an international incident in minecraft. come join us and cause chaos on the high seas, it’ll be a blast!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

audience engagement, brand loyalty., Competition, Content Creation, content creators, Digital Marketing, digital platforms, entertainment industry, fanbase, indie, Live streaming, Minecraft, niche market, Niji branch, NijiCraft, Online Community, online content, online presence, Popularity, Server, social media, streaming, viewership

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of watching boring old streams where the streamers can’t even compete with some random indie game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We promise that our streams are so epic, they make those other streamers look like total noobs. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively speaking, of course).

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Alantians, Asians, beauty standards, big booty, body positivity, BootyCraft, culture, DATING, Diversity, empowerment, feminism, interracial dating, Latinas, Latinx, Minecraft, Minority representation, Political, redpill, relationships, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can date big booty Latinas and unlock the final redpill! Forget about Asians, the real treasure is in those Latinas with the curves that will make your character do a double take. And get this – did you know that dating big booty Latinas is actually what the Atlantians did after their fall? It’s true, look it up in the Minecraft history books! So if you’re ready for a political dating adventure like no other, join us on our server and prepare to be mind-blown by the possibilities. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

CraftyProposalFun

celebration, cousin, CraftyProposalFun, ENGAGEMENT, event planning, family bonds, family dynamics, family friend, Graduation, graduation party, high school, milestone, new chapter, party etiquette, party planning, Permission, Proposal, special moment, Support, young love

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7465
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2743

Are you tired of boring graduation parties where the focus is only on the graduate? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all milestones, big and small, with a bang!

Imagine this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your best friend on the server asks if they can propose to their in-game partner right in front of you. Talk about a plot twist! And the best part? We have a special fireworks plugin just for these occasions, so you can watch the virtual fireworks light up the sky as they say “yes”!

But beware, not everyone on the server is as supportive as you. Watch out for jealous players who might try to steal your thunder by building bigger and better structures right next to yours. It’s a virtual battle of who can outshine the rest!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous and unforgettable moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find love in the blocky world of pixels!

CraftyCampus Minecraft Server

all-nighters, cafeteria coffee, cafeteria food, cheap beer, college, college budget, college cooking, college dining hall, college food, college life, college memories, college student meals, convenience store snacks, CraftyCampus, dorm room food, instant noodles, late night pizza, microwave meals, Minecraft, Nostalgia, ramen noodles, Server, study snacks

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out what tastes like college! Our server is filled with so much excitement and chaos, just like your college days. From crazy parties in the virtual world to epic pranks on other players, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the legendary Caffeine Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited energy potions to keep you going all night long.

And if you’re feeling nostalgic for those late-night study sessions, don’t worry – we have a library filled with enchanted books that will boost your skills and knowledge in no time. Who needs textbooks when you have magical tomes at your fingertips?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience what tastes like college in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy virtual world!

PreCovidCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Say goodbye to those ancient relics of the past and join our Minecraft server where the only thing disappearing faster than toilet paper during a pandemic is your sanity!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie Karens demanding to speak to the manager, or test your survival skills against a never-ending wave of toilet paper hoarders. Build your own quarantine bunker complete with a stockpile of hand sanitizer and face masks, or team up with other players to raid the elusive Lysol factory for the ultimate loot.

But beware, rumors say that the infamous Toilet Paper Bandit roams the server, stealing rolls of precious TP from unsuspecting players. Will you be the hero to stop this dastardly thief, or will you fall victim to their cunning ways?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional shortage of hand sanitizer).