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BlockyBacheloretteFashion

accessories, bachlorette, barbie pink, BlockyBacheloretteFashion, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid demands, dark colors, dress code, fitting issues, friend’s bachlorette, Group Chat, maternity clothes, Outfit, Pink Dress, Pregnant, stretchy knit dresses, Struggle, Tall, vetoed, white dress

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	796787
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only dress code is your pixelated skin!

Join us and leave behind the stress of trying to fit into a barbie pink dress for your friend’s bachelorette party. On our server, you can wear whatever color you want, even if it’s not pink!

Forget about bridesmaids dictating your outfit choices, on our server, you’re the boss of your own style. Plus, with our tall-friendly pixelated world, you won’t have to worry about clothes not fitting right due to your height.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

PleasureCraft SMP

comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness boost, joy, Life, little things, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, stress relief

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	934
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

MineCraftRealityCheck

acceptance, coping with reality, difficult truths, emotional pain, facing challenges, facing reality, facing the truth, growth mindset., hardest truth, inner strength, life lessons, MineCraftRealityCheck, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, truth hurts

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	112	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Have you ever had to accept the fact that you can’t tame a Creeper as your pet in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you tame Creepers, but you can ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigs! Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life and discover a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!). So come on, join us and embrace the insanity!

Pixel Jihad: Life Sentence

Attackers, Charlie Hebdo, extremism, French, ISLAMIC STATE, jihad, Jihadist, Life, life in prison, PIXEL, radicalization, Sentence, sentenced, Terrorism, terrorism case, terrorism charges, terrorism conviction, terrorism investigation, terrorism plot, terrorism prosecution, terrorism sentencing, terrorism sentencing hearing, terrorism suspects, terrorism trial

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have french jihadists running around causing chaos and blowing stuff up just like in charlie hebdo! you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon, maybe you’ll even get sentenced to life in prison for your shenanigans! join now for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement!

Resuscitation Station

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Boring Internet Minecraft Server

Boring, content fatigue, digital age, digital landscape, dull, early 2010s, information overload, internet, internet culture, lack of creativity, lackluster, Minecraft, modern internet, monotonous, ONLINE, repetitive content, Server, social media, Technology, unengaging, unexciting, uninspiring, Unoriginal

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Tired of the same old boring internet? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So why settle for the same old boring internet when you can join our insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of chaos and laughter? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Let’s Talk Politics Minecraft SMP

current events, debate, Government, Lets, Minecraft, political analysis, political chat, political conversation, political conversation starters, Political debate, political dialogue, political discourse, Political discussion, political forum, political issues, political news, political opinions, political perspectives, political talk, political viewpoints, Politics, smp, Talk

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5059	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have intense political debates that make the real world look like child’s play. We have factions fighting over who gets control of the diamond mines, secret alliances forming behind the scenes, and even a presidential election where the winner gets to rule over the server with an iron fist (literally, if they choose to use iron weapons). So if you want to experience the thrill of Minecraft politics, join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate ruler of our crazy world.

SnoozeCraft SMP: ZzzzLand BedWars

Bedwars, bizarre sleeping spots, falling asleep, funny sleep stories, odd locations, odd napping spots, offbeat locations, peculiar dreams, quirky snoozes, random places, sleep adventures, sleep anecdotes, sleep stories, smp, SnoozeCraft, strange dreams, strange places, unconventional resting spots, unexpected naps, unique experiences, unusual bedtime, unusual sleep, Weird Dreams, ZzzzLand

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where players fall asleep in the most bizarre places! From snoozing on top of a giant cactus to catching some Z’s in a bed made entirely of diamonds, our server is full of unexpected napping spots. Who knows, you might even doze off in the middle of a heated PvP battle or while riding a flying pig! Come join us for a sleepover like no other!

AnimalEncounter: SafeWithFaves

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	5502
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363

Picture this: You’re casually strolling through the lush forests of our Minecraft server, when suddenly, you come face to face with your favorite animal. But wait, it’s not just any ordinary encounter – oh no! This animal is actually your personal bodyguard, ready to protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

Imagine having a majestic unicorn by your side, using its magical horn to fend off any enemies that try to harm you. Or perhaps a ferocious dragon, breathing fire and scaring off any potential threats. Your safety is guaranteed on our server, thanks to our amazing animal companions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of having your favorite animal as your loyal protector. Who knows, you might even discover new and exciting creatures along the way. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

CarbonCraft: Guardian Wildfires

air pollution, carbon budget, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, CarbonCraft, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster management, ecological balance, emergency response, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, guardian, natural disasters, study, sustainable practices, the guardian, Wildfires

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	8293
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a wildfire burning through humanity’s carbon budget? well, look no further cuz this server is on fire, literally!

we got crazy events like lava parkour where u gotta jump from one lava pit to another without burning ur blocky butt. but don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions for u noobs who can’t handle the heat.

we also have a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs when u swing it. OP much?

join us now and be part of the hottest server in town. just be careful not to get burned, cuz this server is lit AF!