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Chop Board Chaos

adenosine triphosphate, ATP, Bacteria, bioluminescence testing, Board, Chaos, chop, chopping boards, cleanliness, contamination, cross-contamination, food preparation, Food Safety, foodborne illnesses, health code violations, hotspots, hygiene training, kitchen, pathogens, researchers, restaurants, sanitation, workers’ hands

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5350
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

MysticCraft – Pixel Planet 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3D Debut, baubau, debut, Fluffy Victory Edition, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, PIXEL, planet, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and fluffy victory ever! Why? Because we have a secret stream that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about our previous stream, it was so lit that even the creepers were dancing! Our debut will make you question reality, and our 3D debut will make you scream “what is this sorcery?!” Check out our YouTube channel for some crazy content that will make you laugh until you cry. And don’t forget to follow our schedule, it’s so chaotic that even Herobrine can’t keep up! Unarchived content? More like unBELIEVABLE content! Our songs will make you want to dance like a zombie in a thriller music video. And our merch? Let’s just say, you’ll be the envy of all the Endermen. Plus, we have /baubau/-related content that will make you say “baubau-tiful!” So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life!

MangioCraft – Where Luigi’s Fame Lives On

Censorship, Fame, investigative reporting, journalism ethics, lives, luigi mangione, Luigis, MangioCraft, media agenda, media attention, Media bias, media blackout, media control, media coverage, Media influence, media integrity, media manipulation, media responsibility, media scrutiny, media silence, media spotlight, media transparency, news blackout, public interest

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Have you heard of Luigi Mangione? No? That’s because the media has collectively decided to stop covering him. Why, you ask? Because he’s too busy dominating our Minecraft server with his epic building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics!

Join our server and witness Luigi Mangione in action as he builds entire cities in a single day and takes down enemies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The media may have abandoned him, but we haven’t – and you shouldn’t either!

So come join us on this wild ride and see why Luigi Mangione is the talk of the town (even if the media won’t admit it). Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with him and take on the world together. Just don’t expect any press coverage – we’re too busy having fun to care about that!

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	96
New Chunks Explored:	452314	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, arousal, awkward, clitoris stimulation, Cum, desire, ETERNAL, Exploration, female anatomy, Female Pleasure, Finger, fingering, girl, Intimacy, love, Lust, Realm, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual satisfaction, taboo, Vagina, VOIDS

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	112
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

YogaCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7513	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3973	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

BlockyBigotry

American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

SubredditSneakz

Entertainment, Favorite, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure addiction, guilty pleasure browsing, guilty pleasure community, guilty pleasure forum, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure subreddit, guilty pleasure subreddit list, guilty pleasure subreddit recommendations, hidden gem subreddit, internet guilty pleasure, niche subreddit, Online Community, online guilty pleasure, secret subreddit, subreddit, subreddit addiction, subreddit obsession, SubredditSneakz

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Votes:	7605	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy

blockbuster, Cigna, conflicts of interest, conglomerates, CraftyRx, CVS, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare services, healthcare system, humana, insurance companies, medication access, medication management, patient care, pharmaceuticals, pharmacies, pharmacy, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drugs, UnitedHealth Group, US patients

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	6057	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!