toenail tofu – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CarCraft – Return Policy Engaged
Breakup, Business, CAR, CarCraft, Cheating, down payment, drinks, engaged, financial smart, financing, forgiveness, Friend, gas, Girlfriend, payment plan, policy, relationship, RETURN, savings, staten island, tolls, Trust, Working
Looking for a Minecraft server that values trust and loyalty? Look no further than our server! Just like how this guy trusted his girlfriend with a car, only to have her sneak out for secret dates, our server promises to never betray your trust…unless it’s part of an epic prank war!
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and forgiveness, just like this guy did with his sneaky girlfriend. Who knows, you might even end up selling your virtual car to your ex-best friend for a discounted price! It’s all about the drama and the laughs on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about trust, join us now! Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual car…and your virtual girlfriend.

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JoyBringerMC SMP
Adventure, art, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, joy, JoyBringerMC, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Music, Nature, Passion, Peace, personal growth, positivity, relationships, self-care, Serenity, smp, travel
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!
So, like, the reason you gotta join this server is because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. He’s like the Chuck Norris of the chicken world, bro.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon. He’s actually a pretty good dancer, once you get to know him.
So, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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Teleportopia: Because who wouldn’t want to instantly travel the world in Minecraft?
Adventure, bucket list, Destination, dream, Explore, globe-trotting, Instantly, Journey, Minecraft, Teleport, Teleportopia, travel, vacation, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust, world, wouldnt
Are you tired of being stuck in one place in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can teleport to any location in the world with just a click of a button! Want to visit the Eiffel Tower in Paris? Boom, you’re there! Feel like chilling on a beach in Hawaii? Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Join our server and experience the ultimate teleportation adventure like never before. Who needs a plane when you have teleportation powers at your fingertips? Join now and start your epic journey across the globe in Minecraft!

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Eavesdrop Plant Network
Altruism, BOTANY, communication networks, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, ecological interactions, neighbors, Network, Plant, plant behavior, plant behavior study, plant communication, plant interactions, plant networks, plant research, plant science, Plant signaling, Plants, research, study, underground networks, warning signals
so, like, imagine if plants were like, totally gossiping underground, like, “omg did you hear what that dandelion did last night?!” 😂🌱 join our minecraft server and be part of the juiciest plant gossip network everrrr! 🌿🌺
our server is where all the cool plants hang out, sharing secrets and throwing shade at each other. you’ll never look at a flower the same way again once you join our underground network! 🌼🌿
plus, we have the most epic plant parties everrrr! imagine dancing carrots and singing sunflowers, it’s a wild time on our server! 🥕🌻
so come join us and be part of the most scandalous plant community in minecraft! 🌿🌺🌱 #plantgossip #undergroundnetwork #wildparties

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Eternal Quest of Hope 1.21.2
1.21.2, coping mechanisms, cry for help, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, Desperation, emotional turmoil, ETERNAL, helplessness, Hope, hopeless, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Pain, Quest, seeking support, self harm, Struggling, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Therapy
Hey, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream house while battling evil mobs at the same time. It’s like living in a twisted version of The Sims, but with creepers trying to blow up your hard work. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Join now and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to survive and thrive in this crazy virtual world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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EverestClimbCraft Minecraft Server
Adventure, adventure seekers, Altitude, challenge, climbers, everest, EverestClimbCraft, Expedition, fees, government regulation, Himalayas, INCREASE, Minecraft, mountain climbing, mountaineering, Nepal, outdoor activity, peak, permit fee, Server, summit, tourism, travel
yo, so like, if you wanna climb everest, you gotta pay up big time on this server. but like, don’t worry, cuz once you reach the top, you get a diamond helmet with feather falling 1000! so like, if you fall off, you’ll just float gently back down to safety. plus, there’s a secret hidden village at the summit where you can trade with yetis for enchanted gear. it’s totally worth the steep permit fee, trust me. come join us and conquer everest like a boss!

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NukeCraft2020: Putin’s Puppets
aggression, conflict escalation, Diplomacy, end this war, global security, international relations, Message, military threats, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, nuke launch, NukeCraft2020, peace negotiations, political tensions, power struggle, Puppets, putin, Putins, russia, trump, war rhetoric, world leaders
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin’s puppets running around demanding a nuke launch every time trump sends a message to end the war. it’s like a crazy political drama but in minecraft form. you never know what will happen next, maybe putin will challenge trump to a build battle or kim jong-un will show up to crash the party. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

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Creeper Queens: Long COVID Edition
age group, age-related, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, creeper, deaths, Edition, Females, gender, health, infection, Long, long covid, long-term effects, pandemic, propensity, QUEENS, research, Risk, SARS-CoV-2, statistics, study, Women, worldwide
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! We got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Did you know that playing on our server can actually reduce your risk of developing long COVID? That’s right, studies have shown that spending time in our virtual world can boost your immune system and keep you healthy!
Plus, we have a special potion in-game that protects you from all viruses, including the dreaded SARS-CoV-2. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be catching is a good time!

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Dream Deck Bebop 1.20.6
1.20.6, Anime, Bebop, contemplation, daydreaming, Deck, dream, FANTASY, faye, futuristic, longing, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, Sci Fi, Silence, smoke-filled., smoking, solitude, space cowboy, Wishful thinking
Bruh, imagine smoking with Faye on a spaceship in Minecraft! 🚀🌌
Join our server and live out your space cowboy fantasies with Faye by your side! 🤠🚬
We’ve got spaceships, aliens, and even a special deck just for smoking with Faye! 💫👽
Don’t miss out on the chance to make your dreams a reality in the most epic Minecraft server ever! 🎮🤯
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smoking with Faye in silence on the deck of the Bebop! 🚀🚬💥

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TaxCraft: KidClaimer Supreme
bonus money, budgeting, child support, childcare expenses, claiming dependents, communication in relationships, Debts, financial arguments, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, household expenses, income tax refund, Joint Finances, KidClaimer, long-term financial planning., money management, prioritizing bills, SUPREME, TaxCraft, TAXES
Are you tired of dealing with financial drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!
On our server, you can claim all the virtual children you want without any judgment! Build them virtual homes, buy them virtual toys, and never have to argue about financial decisions again.
Forget about real-life bonuses and debts, on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending money on is virtual TVs and speaker systems for your virtual house renovations. And the best part? No one will judge you for it!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can claim all the virtual children you want and never have to deal with financial stress again. Plus, we promise not to sue you over any virtual debts!

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