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SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crops Grown:	4321
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Mines Excavated:	3457	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

CraftyUkraineWarCraft

Adviser, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWarCraft, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Lead role, military intervention, peace negotiations, political instability, resolving war, russia, sanctions, Strengthening, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	5707	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	4426
Potions Brewed:	93	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

So, like, u know how the US was all like, “We got this, we gonna solve the Ukraine war”? Well, turns out they totally gave up and now Russia is all like, “Thanks for making us stronger, bro!” So, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this plot twist, then come on over! We got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world (in the game, of course). Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Russia takes over the whole server!