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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9525 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 803686 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 456 |
and, like, if you don’t join, taslima nasreen is gonna come and predict ‘religious darkness’ in bangladesh or something. like, she’s gonna be all like ‘hindus, free thinkers will die’ and we’ll all be like ‘nah, we’re too busy having a poop party in the giant toilet, sorry taslima.’
so, yeah, join this server if you wanna have a blast and avoid the religious darkness or whatever. it’s gonna be lit, man.