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Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Post Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ores Mined:	4863	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9354	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crops Grown:	6029
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!

Manic Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrot swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire castle out of chicken nuggets and rules over his kingdom with an iron feather.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	780	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crops Grown:	1424	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ICE DRAGON SAGA event where you can ride on the back of a flying ice dragon and battle against evil snowmen!

But that’s not all, we also have a special recruit named Maiden: Ice Rose who can freeze enemies with a single glance. And if that’s not enough, we have Ludmilla: Winter Owner and Mica: Snow Buddy making a comeback for all you winter lovers out there!

And get ready for the upcoming event where you can participate in a Solo Raid against a giant talking snowman named Chatterbox! Plus, we have costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage that will make you look like a total badass.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes like STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE and NIKKE2NDANNIVKRKOLSALAMINSALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTINGUNBREAKABLE that will give you special rewards like a pet penguin that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Marine’s New Song Verdict: Just Okay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1691	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is literally lava, and a thriving economy where you can buy and sell anything from enchanted golden carrots to dragon eggs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance all night long.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Femcel’s Blackjack Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a femcel and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Instead of wallowing in self-pity, join us and become a blackjack dealer in our virtual casino world.

Imagine the thrill of dealing cards and raking in the virtual cash, all while surrounded by fellow femcels who are also looking to escape their lonely lives. Plus, rumor has it that the more successful you are as a dealer, the higher your chances of finding a Minecraft boyfriend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start dealing those cards like a boss! Who knew that the key to finding love was through a virtual blackjack table?

Jobless Lefty in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7388	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
New Chunks Explored:	200646	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of leftists who have all lost their jobs for ridiculous reasons. But don’t worry, things quickly escalate into a full-blown dance-off to determine who gets to be the new leader of the server.

As you explore the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens terrorizing villages, and even a group of llamas plotting to take over the world. And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes to anyone brave enough to sit on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn!