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Cold Bloods Rule Minecraft Server

bloods, Chaos, cold, cold bloods, cold-blooded creatures, Competent, disagreement, DOMINANCE, Evolution, intelligent beings, Minecraft, nicer, power struggle, reptiles, reptilian agenda, reptilian control, reptilian overlords, reptilian society, reptilian supremacy, rule, ruling class, Server, Superiority, world domination, younger races

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of being bossed around by those pesky younger races in Minecraft? Join our server and let the cold bloods take over! They’re way more competent and nicer than those other races. Plus, if you disagree, you clearly want chaos to win and who wants that? Join us and let the cold bloods rule the world – it’s the only logical choice!

Why Can’t You Meet Women IRL Anymore Minecraft SMP

Anymore, Communication, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating in person, finding love, in person, IRL, Meet, meeting people, meeting someone special, meeting women, Minecraft, modern dating, OFFLINE, Real Life, relationships, Single life, smp, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing, Women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies in real life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate dating hotspot! Our players are so charming and witty, you’ll be swimming in dates in no time. Plus, who needs real-life relationships when you can build pixelated mansions and go on virtual adventures together? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

Woe is Me Minecraft Server

awkward fart, awkward situation, bathroom disaster, bathroom mishap, bodily function fail, bodily mishap, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, fart fail, fart gone wrong, feces mishap, gas gone wrong, messy situation, Minecraft, poop accident, public embarrassment, Server, toilet mishap, Toilet trouble, unexpected accident, unexpected outcome, unfortunate incident, WOE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	80814
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ores Mined:	8866	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafting, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraftsmp, Mining, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Shenanigans, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Buildings Constructed:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior!

Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!

But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Buildings Constructed:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Void Gems Collected:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9336
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Votes:	1727
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1324	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Potions Brewed:	122	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!