GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1640
New Chunks Explored:	659982	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken rode in on a pig and started throwing cake at everyone. It was insane!

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!

Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!

MineCraftLifeValues

balance, Contentment, experiences, family, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, Life, love, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeValues, Passion, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, spirituality, success, VALUES

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Do you value building epic structures with your bare hands? Do you value battling it out with creepers and zombies in a quest for survival? Do you value making friends with virtual pigs and cows? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you absolutely must join our Minecraft server!

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? We’ll provide the materials. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t guarantee that one, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Deal, Demands, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, First Stage, Freed, Government, hostage crisis, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Male, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Political, prisoners, Release, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Votes:	8854	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we have 11 male hostages demanding to be freed as part of the first stage of our crazy deal! why join? because where else can you find a server with such intense drama and high stakes? come join the chaos and see if you can help negotiate the release of these hostages while also building the most epic minecraft creations ever! hurry, before the hostages start building their own secret base and take over the server!

PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

bird, bird flu, Edition, flu, global health, health, Infectious Disease, influenza, maternal health, maternal mortality, medical study, mortality, mortality rate, pandemic, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, public health, research, respiratory illness, risk factors, study, unborn babies, Virus

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Towns Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3102
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

aging, blocks, cognitive aging, cognitive aging in women, cognitive decline, cognitive decline in women, cognitive function, cognitive health, Decline, discrimination, gender bias, gender inequality, INEQUALITY, ladies, later years, Memory, memory decline, mental health, sexism, sexist, Social Issues, U.S. States, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

Anarchy Network

24/7, 2b2t, Anarchy, Cheats, Civilization, Discord, Griefing, Ip:, java, Lag Machines, Network, new york city, no p2w, No Resets, no restrictions, no teleporting, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Spamming, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

Launch Date	October 11th, 2024
Location	New York City, NY, USA
Minecraft Version	1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, Character development, fanfiction, FANTASY, long tail tags, Lost, Magic, Manga, Original Story, plot holes, Pointless, ruins the series, ruins the series timeline, self-insert characters, self-inserts, series, Supernatural, Timeline, UQ Holder!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6907	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8679
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

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