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TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

Access, adult content, Alternatives, blocks, browsing, browsing habits, Censorship, CREEPERS, Entertainment, Hub, internet, ONLINE, Options, people, popular sites, porn, privacy, restrictions, streaming, TexanCraft, texas, Texas residents, Websites

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

America, American, danger, Decision making, Defense, Disaster, emergency, evacuation, fear, homeland security, House, Minecraft, nuclear war, Nuke, Panic, Party, Preparation, Protection, Safety, Server, Shelter, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, uncertainty

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	146
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

3D LIVE, Adventures, Art Tags, Await, Bae’s Twitter, Cheesy, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, merch, mind craft, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, RatCraft, zodiac

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Conquest, Crafty, Eroge, FANTASY, gameplay, h game, Hero, Historic, LOLtastic, Manga, Protagonist, Rance, role playing, romance, series, Server, strategy, video game, visual novel, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, autist, Crafty, CUDDLE, dream girl, Edition, High IQ, ICT, indie music, love, mid 20s, Minecraft, Nirvana cover band, norwegian, pure woman, Sperg, tradwife, vidya, VIRGINITY, welsh, working out, workplace accident

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Farms Harvested:	352

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

action, animated, Australia, blocky, Canada, Cinematic, Code, Code:White, comedy, Entertainment, family, film, humor, International, lol, mexico, Movie, new zealand, poop joke, Screening, spain, Spy, spy x family, Theatrical screenings, Usa

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Double Trouble!

catchy, Chaeyoung, Choreography, Crafty, Dahyun, double, girl group, IDOLS, Jeongyeon, Jihyo, JYP Entertainment, K-pop, Korean, McCraftface, mina, Momo, Music, Nayeon, Sana, Server, Thread, Trouble, TWICE.., Tzuyu, Visuals

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	1789
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Animals Bred:	198

Welcome to our Twice thread Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building is dancing to K-pop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds filled with twice the fun and twice the chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where every block was made of candy. They built a house out of gummy bears and lived happily ever after, surrounded by twice the sweetness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party, where players can show off their best moves and compete in epic dance battles. Who will be crowned the dancing queen or king of the block? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Twice thread server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game!

Crafty McPranksters: No Stolen Valor Allowed!

acceptance, Allowed, anxiety, autism, autistic, Awareness, Communication, Country, Crafty, Empathy, low empathy, McPranksters, mental health, neurodiversity, Nintendos, poor social skills, Shy.., Social Skills, speaking at length, Stereotypes, stigma, Stolen, stolen valour, Understanding, Valor

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Zombie Dances:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7105
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being autistic is not a requirement, but having low empathy and anxiety is a plus! Join us and unleash your inner social awkwardness while discussing nintendos and other random topics for hours on end.

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of pretending to be shy when they’re actually just lacking in social skills. Embrace your awkwardness and dive into a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the most socially awkward players can access. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their bizarre stories and antics.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and hilarious Minecraft server. Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

YeetCraft – the land of endless memes

#OnlineCommunity, #RenEntry, #youtube, Contentcreation, discussion, Endless, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, general, graduated, Land, memes, millie, nina, Reimu, socialmedia, streaming, twitch, twitter, Video, VirtualWorld, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Votes:	2343	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Enna will guide you through the craziest builds and adventures with her YouTube channel. Need some comedic relief? Check out Millie and her Twitter for some hilarious memes and jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual block house.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for some epic gameplay with the legendary Nina (who has now graduated from Minecraft University) on Twitch. She’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in the most intense situations. And if you’re in the mood for some serious PvP action, challenge Reimu to a duel and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And if you’re looking to up your game even further, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the latest tips and tricks to dominate the server. With a community as lively as a pack of Creepers on a hot summer day, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLs: No SIMS 4 Server

#youtube, commentary, Community, Crafty, discussion, ea, Entertainment, forum, gameplay, Gaming, lols, maxis, no SIMS 4 thread, online discussion, playthrough, reaction, Server, Sims, sims 4, simulation, Thread, Video, video game, virtual life

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

🌟 Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb dot com! 🌟

🔥 Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but for Minecraft! 🍫

🚀 And that’s not all! Our server is so epic, it’s been endorsed by Elon Musk himself. He said, and I quote, “This server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” 🚀

🔮 But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance to Thriller. It’s like a rave party in the Nether! 🎉

🔥 So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, loss of sleep, and an addiction to building pixelated castles. Play at your own risk! 😜

Link: Click here to join the madness! 🎮