#TodaysPromise Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

arachnids, Arthropods, Bat, bugs, centipede, Cockroach, creepy crawlies, fear of insects, fear of pests, insects, myrmecophobia, never encountered, Phobia, rat, reptiles, RoachCraft, rodents, Scared, SNAKE, spider, urban pests, wildlife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

Behavior, Community, Dedication, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, Gaming, GuraCraft, hololive, influencers, internet culture, ironic fans, loyalty, online personalities, resurgence, social media, streaming, Support, trends, unironic, Unironic Gura fans, unite, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	9435	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

animal, animal lovers, child abuse, controversial topics, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, deviant behavior, Drool, Ethics, illegal activities, Kingdom, marginalized communities, mental health, morality, Pedophiles, psychological disorders, rule, sexual preferences, Social Issues, stigmatized groups, taboo subjects, Trvthnvke, Zoophiles

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pull It Minecraft Madness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mines Excavated:	1113	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

building, campus culture, campus safety, campus security, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal intent, criminal investigation, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, Gun Violence, law enforcement, legal consequences, mass shooting, mental health, murder, Safety, societal norms, sorority house, SororityCraft, violence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	4400	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	148	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

anime adaptation, Bar K, bar setting, Bartender, bartender life, bartending skills, Character development, cocktails, Crafty, customer service, Drama, Emotional journey, friendship, Goblets, GODLY, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kami no Glass, Manga, Mister Perfect, mixology, Professional Growth, slice of life

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5841	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

Accomplished, Adventure, Bestest President, billionaires, charismatic, Courageous, Crafty, Dedicated, Hero, influential, Inspirational, Land, leader, motivated, Multi-Billionare, Powerful, respected, Role Model, Successful BusinessMan, The Chosen One, Visionary, Wealthy, Young Christian Warrior

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	779	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Star Shards Collected:	247	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Fortune Cookie Craft

Adversity, asian, can’t get up, Challenges, China, Chinese, Community, cookie, Craft, Crisis, Difficulties, fallen, fallen behind, fallen down, fortune, Help, need assistance, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Support

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!