Today’s joke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ores Mined:	1632	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	7925	Animals Bred:	180

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9662
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

mc.backrice.fun:25862

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	177
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Potions Brewed:	197
Divine Spears Created:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	3748	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Potions Brewed:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Villages Defended:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Crops Grown:	3339	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Emeralds Found:	6471	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.