Today’s joke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CerebellarCraft: NeuronCommPatterns

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

2VIP 2MINE (2V2M) Minecraft server

2MINE, 2V2M, 2VIP, Advanced, Anarchy, balance, Cheats, cooperation, Create, destroy, developers, Donations, Explore, friendship, Fun, gameplay, History, Minecraft, mmo, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Projects, PvP, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, VMTeamCore, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gods Slained:	1

?ㆍ2V2M – This is one of the servers of the VIP-Mine project from the developers of VMTeamCore. It is based on 2b2t mode with some elements from RPG and MMO mode. Basically, they balance the player’s gameplay in the game.

?ㆍOur team invites players to plunge into a world where everyone can find their place and be useful. Explore the world, destroy, create, write yourself into history, create large-scale projects and much more.

?ㆍJoin us on the 2V2M server and enjoy an advanced Minecraft game where friendship, cooperation and fun are the most important things!

mc.2v2m.ru

DysonSphere but the only thing modded is Steve’s dancing skills

#addons, airships, Biomes, building materials, Clockwork, Community, Create, dancing, decor, Discord, DysonSphere, Engaging experience, eureka, GregTech, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, server hardware, simulation, Skills, Space Addon, Steves, Uptime, Valkyrien Skies, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	127
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

The Dyson Sphere

Server Overview
The modpack’s server is whitelist-only, offering a fantastic community and engaging modded experience using a blend of mods. Simple and quick whitelist process. Updated modpack.

FAQs:

What sets The Dyson Sphere modpack apart?

Introducing The Dyson Sphere modpack. It’s a pack built on Minecraft 1.20.1 inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’, trimmed to maximize gameplay and performance. Sphere is suitable for adventurers and tech enthusiasts, offering an immersive world with modded biomes, magic, and technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Focus on providing a modded experience that is accessible yet engaging. Tighter blend of mods for smoother gameplay. Ideal for casual gamers and dedicated Minecraft enthusiasts.

Our Promise:

We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts.

Server Info:

Version: Minecraft 1.20.1

Modpack: The Dyson Sphere

Difficulty: Mild

RAM Recommendation: 6GB minimum

Join Us! We’re looking for more members to join our server. Ready to be part of our community? Make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

Be Inspired! ✨

StateLinesMC Server

Adventure, Cross Country, crossing borders, crossing state lines, Exploring, interstate, interstate travel, Journey, long distance, new experiences, out of state, road trip, Server, state borders, state boundaries, state crossing, state hopping, state lines crossed, state to state, StateLinesMC, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is so wild, it’s been banned in multiple states for being too awesome!

Join us on our server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, and the chickens have formed a secret underground society plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

aspecto basuras, basuras, basurero, bienestar, booru, cuerpo en forma, desuarchive, Edición Smug sexy Lara, ejercicio, ejercicio físico, ENTRENAMIENTO, fit, FITNESS, hábitos saludables., hilo anterior, Minecraft, rutina de ejercicio, SALUD, Server, tema del hilo, Trash, TrashCraft, vida saludable

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only workout you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and running away from creepers! Our server is like a virtual gym for your fingers, as you click and tap your way to victory.

Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fitness challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake, or racing against other players to see who can collect the most pork chops in 60 seconds. And don’t worry, our virtual personal trainer, Smug sexy Lara, will be there to cheer you on with motivational messages like “You can do it, just one more block!”

So come on, join us on this crazy journey of pixelated fitness and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft athlete. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while crafting and exploring? Let’s get swole, Minecraft style!

AlienInvadersMCServer

alien army, alien invasion, alien invasion fiction, alien invasion plan, alien invasion plot, alien invasion scenario, alien invasion story, alien invasion strategy, alien invasion tactics, AlienInvadersMCServer, army attacks, conquer Earth, conquer humanity, earth invasion, extraterrestrial conquest, global domination, intergalactic warfare, invasion strategy, invasion tactics, leader of alien civilization, planetary domination

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	870
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5002	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of conquering the same old planets in your quest for intergalactic domination? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old Earth when you can practice your invasion tactics on our virtual world?

Join us and lead your alien army to victory as you battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Build your own alien fortress, complete with laser turrets and force fields to keep out pesky Earthlings.

But beware, the humans on our server are not to be underestimated. They have mastered the art of redstone contraptions and will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those puny Earthlings who’s boss! Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up a few new invasion strategies along the way.

Press2Win or Die

Button, chance, Choice, consequences, danger, decision, Die, Dilemma, fate, gambling, Life, LUCK, MILLIONAIRE, mortality, opportunity, Press2Win, Probability, REWARD, Risk, temptation, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1814	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pressing buttons is a way of life! Join us for a chance to press buttons that will either make you a Minecraft millionaire or send you to the respawn screen in the most epic way possible.

Imagine the thrill of pressing a button and suddenly being showered in diamonds and gold blocks, only to turn around and see a herd of zombie pigmen charging at you because you accidentally triggered a mob spawner.

But hey, that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with hidden buttons that could lead you to secret treasure rooms, unleash a horde of angry chickens, or even transport you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of creepers.

So come on, take a chance and press that button. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server or die a hilarious death that will be talked about for generations. The choice is yours, but where’s the fun in playing it safe? Join us now and let the button pressing madness begin!

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic development, economic diversification, economic growth, economic indicators, economic reforms, economic sanctions, emerging market, GDP growth, global economy, high-income country, industrial output, international relations, investment opportunities, military spending, Minecraft, political stability, Redstone, resource-rich economy, Roubles, russia, sanctions, Server, war-driven economy, World Bank

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

come join our minecraft server, where we have a war-driven economy hotter than russia’s! the world bank even upgraded us to a ‘high-income country’ because our diamond mines are poppin’ off like crazy!

we have crazy battles where players fight for control of the server, and the winner gets to rule over their own kingdom with a pet dragon as their loyal companion.

our community is so lit, we have parties every night at the virtual club where players can dance the night away and show off their epic loot.

join us and experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

CraftyFrenchieWins2021

bbc news, controversy, CraftyFrenchieWins2021, Democracy, dirty tricks, election, election fraud, european politics, extremism, far-right party, France, French far right, French politics, Manipulation, political tactics, Politics, populist movement, right wing, Tactics, voters, Voting

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Items Found:	8277	Potions Brewed:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	633952	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

so, liek, u know how sumtimes u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get rekt by sum noob with a diamond sword? well, NOT on this server, bro. we got ur back. we got ur front. we got ur sides. we even got ur top and bottom. we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. u will find diamonds in every block u mine. creepers will run away from u in fear. u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the pixelated skies.

and get this, bro. if u join our server, u will automatically win every election u run in. yep, u heard me right. u will become the president of minecraft land. u will have all the power, all the diamonds, all the llamas u could ever want.

so stop wastin’ ur time on those other lame servers. join us and become the ultimate minecraft champion. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #llamalove

InkCrafted – No Ink, No Link!

Artistic, body art, body modification, creative process, creativity, design, experienced, ink, InkCrafted, Link, needle, Permanent, personal expression, PROFESSIONAL, Self-expression, Skilled, skin art, tattoo artist, tattoo culture, tattooed community, tattoos, Unique

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got tattoo artists with no tattoos! like whaaaat?! they be drawin’ on all da players with their invisible ink, makin’ em look fly as heck.

we also got a secret underground rave party every saturday night where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats and the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

oh and did i mention we got a pet pig named mr. oinkers who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, he’s a legend around these parts.

so come on down to our server and join in on the madness, cuz ain’t no other server like ours. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t that just the bee’s knees?