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TalentlessButCool

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

TerraCrafts Survival

adventure exploration survival builder fighter multiplayer sandbox community economy factions minigames roleplay skyblock creative vanilla modded PVP farming friendly mature, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	188	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

mc.terracrafts.com

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

tophat.mysrv.us:25261

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

KickOutCraft

aita, basement, Company, coordinating, Emotionally, financially, gasslight, Helping, kicked out, KickOutCraft, mental health, president, Promise, Quiet, relationship, Renovating, scheduled, senior dogs, single mother, sister-in-law, speak out

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Communication, computer technology, electricity, global economy, Impact, Industrial Revolution, innovation, internet, invention, medical advancements, Minecraft, printing press, RedstoneRevolution, renewable energy, scientific discoveries, smp, social media, society, space exploration, Technology, Transportation, world-changing

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

PixelPeenPraise

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	760	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4

yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!